Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[Josiah]

((Didn't we actually manage to get the toothpaste eventually? Either way, we should totally bring that back soon. It's been a really long time...))

Unfortunately, you never got around to finishing that plan and, while you're trying to figure out what to do next, the white mage puts you and your mystery ally to sleep with his magic.

[Astral Omega]

Fortunately you needed a good sleep anyway.

[Silver]

Unfortunately, your mystery ally had just taken a nap and really didn't need to sleep.

[Doodleshark]

Fortunately, you wake up at E3.

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, it's the Eletric Eel Expo, not the Electronic Entertainment Expo.

[Dark Gentleman]

Fortunately, you like electric eels.

[Siranae]

Unfortunately, that doesn't protect you from their electric shock.

[Josiah]

Fortunately, you're not in the tank with the eels.

[Dark Gentleman]

Unfortunately,the tank broke and the eels are attacking people!

[Siranae]

Fortunately, you're standing next to the Emergency Exit.

[Dark Gentleman]

Unfortunately, the eels are moveing in to block the door.

[Doodleshark]

Fortunately, eels are fish and thus cannot survive out of water, and they suffocate within minutes.

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, while eels can't live for very long out of water, they aren't fish, so now everyone thinks you're an idiot for saying that out loud.

((No offense intended, of course.))

[Siranae]

Fortunately, you still manage to make it out of the Expo, minus your pride.

[Doodleshark]

(O RLY, Mr. Josiah and the Pussycats? Well then, let's just see what my good friend Wiktionary has to say about that... Let's see here... Aha! The definition of eel is as follows: any fish of the order Anguilliformes which are elongated and resemble snakes! You can check anywhere else, the result is the same.)

Unfortunately, the Expo is in space, and you just stepped outside into a vacuum without any sort of spacesuit.