Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[Josiah]

((Well, what do you know? Apparently some eels are classified as a type of fish. Not all of them though.))

Fortuntaely, you gained the ability to survive in space during one of your many alien abductions.

[Dark Gentleman]

Unfortunately,you forgot how to use it.

[Josiah]

Fortunately, you don't have to do anything, it just works.

[Siranae]

Unfortunately, while you can breathe, you have no way of moving. So you just float in the vaccum of space.

[Simsmagic]

Fortunately, you catch the attention of a passerby ship.

[Dark Gentleman]

Unfortunately, it shoots you with lazers.

[Giga-Gar]

Fortunately, the USS Enterprise warps right between you and the lazers and as you know, the Enterprise's sheilds are immune to lazers.

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, they get caught up in the ensuing battle and forget all about you.

[Doodleshark]

Fortunately, you are spotted by a Space Shuttle and are saved by the Canadarm that was made by Canada, then you and the astronauts play a game of space-hockey.

[Dark Gentleman]

Unfortunately you lose.

[Josiah]

Fortunately, you didn't bet anything on the outcome.

[Dark Gentleman]

Unfortunately you lost 3 teeth and got smacked by a space hockey stick.

[Siranae]

Fortunately, they had to take you to the hospital, which was on Earth. So you are now back on solid ground.

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, due to all the strange and dangerous stuff that's happened to you lately, your health insurance company decided that you're too big of a risk and canceled your policy.

[Doodleshark]

Fortunately, you land in Canada, which has free health care. Also, Doodleshark will continue to rub in everyone's faces how great Canada is because he's bored and has recently chugged a bottle of maple syrup on a dare for twenty bucks. It did not taste pleasant.