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time for your daily dosage of riddles.

Post by Giga-Gar »

heres a riddle.

what can go up a chimny down, but cannot go down a chimney up?
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Post by Shans »

smoke?... am I right?
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Post by Silver »

It pains me to answer a riddle so painfully obvious and overused...

an umbrella.
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Post by Giga-Gar »

correct. please tell me you diddn't use google

A man is stranded in the middle of the desert. He's lost, lacks water, and will be dead in a few days. By wandering blindly, his luck changes and he comes across a native boy. To the man's delight, the boy has a corked jug of water. He begs the boy to give him some water. Well, the boy is sadistic and bored, so he comes up with a plan. The boy says that the man can have a drink, but only if he follows three rules:

1: You cannot break or damage the jug (the jug does not leak)
2: You cannot damage the cork
3: You cannot remove the cork

Well, the man is perplexed at first, but before he decides to bludgeon the boy and take the jug, he figures out the trick and takes a drink without breaking a single rule. How does he do it?
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Post by Blastotoise »

Does he ask the boy to open it for him?
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Post by Giga-Gar »

nope
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Post by PoikSpirit »

He pushes the cork into the jug, doesn't he?
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Post by Giga-Gar »

yes, how did you know?
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Post by Josiah »

Actually I knew that too. Probably should have posted but I was busy with other stuff. Anyway, back in the US I've got about a million books of stuff like this and I think I read it in one of those.
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Post by Silver »

Yeah, the umbrella one? I've heard it WAAAY too many times before.
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Post by Stevenson »

Hm. I used to have a game like this. But nobody played.

So, are we all allowed to put forth these riddles?
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Stevenson's Latin Phrase of the Week:

Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
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Post by Giga-Gar »

ya, go ahead, but you have to answer a riddle before you can post one.

I am hurt when I am said.
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Post by Josiah »

Shouldn't it be 'sad'?
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Post by Celebifly »

No, I think he means 'I am hurt when someone says my name' or 'mentioned'
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Post by Giga-Gar »

Celebifly wrote:No, I think he means 'I am hurt when someone says my name' or 'mentioned'
ya, thats what I ment
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