Martial Arts Insanity
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Martial Arts Insanity
This game takes place in a parrallel universe that kinda sorta resembles modern day Earth. It's the same world where Martial Arts Madness took place but about 100 years later. This is a comedy martial arts RP, something like Ranma 1/2 or Bobobo. Naturally, only join if you plan on remaining active and you have to try and make your characters and posts funny, since this is a comedy and all. Now for the backstory...
100 years has passed since the hero Tizzy Mahn and his friends heroically defeated someone or other and saved Karate Fight City from a terrible diaster of some kind (no one bothered to write the story down so everyone kinda forgot the details).
Karate Fight City is still a place filled with dojos where martial artists from all over the world come to be trained and to train others. The city, and the entire country, is ruled by The Government of Suspicious Evilness, a Division of Suspiciously Evil Corp and, under their leadership, technology has advanced significantly and martial arts study has flourished, allowing many fist styles to evolve into super fists.
For a time all was well but now strange and powerful groups of brigands roam the countryside, attacking, stealing, and doing whatever else groups of brigands do. No one knows who they're working for or what they're after but their power is real. Many martial artists have journeyed forth to fight them... Er, several martial artists... Ok it was just one guy but he got beat up pretty badly and everyone else kinda lost interest after that. Besides, leaving the city to track them down involves a lot of walking and stuff...
Player characters must be martial artists. They can be from Karate Fight City or visiting from somewhere else. The RP will start in KFC (the city not the restaurant) and evetually the characters will set out to stop the brigands and learn more about them and their mysterious leaders.
Use the following characters as a reference when creating your own characters. Your character's martial arts style can be just about anything as long as its weird or funny and is called "Super First of ____ " Your character must also have some sort of major personality flaw or defect. Remember, this is a comedy RP so have fun and don't do anything too serious.
If you'd like to join go ahead and create a character. The RP itself will probably start sometime over the weekend or maybe a little sooner depending on how quickly people join.
My characters:
Name: Twisty Wu Mahn
Color: Violet
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Martial Arts Style: Super Fist of the Really Really Really Big Hammer
Major Flaw/Weakness: Is extemely cute to the point of distraction, and hates it.
Physical Description: Long brown hair and large blue eyes. Rather short. Wears purple shorts, long matching socks, and a baggy long sleeve green top.
Bio: A decendant of the famous Tizzy Mahn, Twisty is a master of the Super Fist of the Really Really Really Big Hammer, which involves pummeling foes with a giant mallet which can be pulled seemingly out of thin air. She hates evil and wants to hunt down the brigands and become even more famous than her ancestor. She is extemely cute but in a little girl type of way, which often causes others not to take her seriously and think she's much younger than she actually is, something she really hates.
Name: Thad Gaii.
Color: Blue
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Martial Arts Style: Super Fist of Whatever is In My Pockets at the Time
Major Flaw/Weakness: Is always broke and can't seem to hold onto money for more than a minute or two no matter how hard he tries.
Physical Description: Blond hair, brown eyes. A bit taller than average and somewhat muscular. Wears black jeans with large pockets and a light Japanese style jacket/shirt over a plain t-shirt.
Bio: Thad is a decent guy who just can't get a break. Whenever he has money something strange happens to ensure that he doesn't keep it for long. A master of the Super Fist of Whatever is In My Pockets at the Time, he uses a variety of different techniques which are determined by whatever item(s) he happens to pull out of his pockets. Naturally, he has a knack for picking up and hoarding a strange collection of items (except for money). Although originally from a distant town, Thad came to KFC looking for a way to earn some money.
100 years has passed since the hero Tizzy Mahn and his friends heroically defeated someone or other and saved Karate Fight City from a terrible diaster of some kind (no one bothered to write the story down so everyone kinda forgot the details).
Karate Fight City is still a place filled with dojos where martial artists from all over the world come to be trained and to train others. The city, and the entire country, is ruled by The Government of Suspicious Evilness, a Division of Suspiciously Evil Corp and, under their leadership, technology has advanced significantly and martial arts study has flourished, allowing many fist styles to evolve into super fists.
For a time all was well but now strange and powerful groups of brigands roam the countryside, attacking, stealing, and doing whatever else groups of brigands do. No one knows who they're working for or what they're after but their power is real. Many martial artists have journeyed forth to fight them... Er, several martial artists... Ok it was just one guy but he got beat up pretty badly and everyone else kinda lost interest after that. Besides, leaving the city to track them down involves a lot of walking and stuff...
Player characters must be martial artists. They can be from Karate Fight City or visiting from somewhere else. The RP will start in KFC (the city not the restaurant) and evetually the characters will set out to stop the brigands and learn more about them and their mysterious leaders.
Use the following characters as a reference when creating your own characters. Your character's martial arts style can be just about anything as long as its weird or funny and is called "Super First of ____ " Your character must also have some sort of major personality flaw or defect. Remember, this is a comedy RP so have fun and don't do anything too serious.
If you'd like to join go ahead and create a character. The RP itself will probably start sometime over the weekend or maybe a little sooner depending on how quickly people join.
My characters:
Name: Twisty Wu Mahn
Color: Violet
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Martial Arts Style: Super Fist of the Really Really Really Big Hammer
Major Flaw/Weakness: Is extemely cute to the point of distraction, and hates it.
Physical Description: Long brown hair and large blue eyes. Rather short. Wears purple shorts, long matching socks, and a baggy long sleeve green top.
Bio: A decendant of the famous Tizzy Mahn, Twisty is a master of the Super Fist of the Really Really Really Big Hammer, which involves pummeling foes with a giant mallet which can be pulled seemingly out of thin air. She hates evil and wants to hunt down the brigands and become even more famous than her ancestor. She is extemely cute but in a little girl type of way, which often causes others not to take her seriously and think she's much younger than she actually is, something she really hates.
Name: Thad Gaii.
Color: Blue
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Martial Arts Style: Super Fist of Whatever is In My Pockets at the Time
Major Flaw/Weakness: Is always broke and can't seem to hold onto money for more than a minute or two no matter how hard he tries.
Physical Description: Blond hair, brown eyes. A bit taller than average and somewhat muscular. Wears black jeans with large pockets and a light Japanese style jacket/shirt over a plain t-shirt.
Bio: Thad is a decent guy who just can't get a break. Whenever he has money something strange happens to ensure that he doesn't keep it for long. A master of the Super Fist of Whatever is In My Pockets at the Time, he uses a variety of different techniques which are determined by whatever item(s) he happens to pull out of his pockets. Naturally, he has a knack for picking up and hoarding a strange collection of items (except for money). Although originally from a distant town, Thad came to KFC looking for a way to earn some money.
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Sounds like fun...
Name: Maki Ururu (Ururu being the given name)
Color: Indigo
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Martial Arts Style: Super Fist of Distraction by Pointing into the Distance
Major Flaw/Weakness: In most cases, can never refuse an offer/suggestion. Basically can't say "no"
Physical Description: 5'4'', long darkest brown hair, usually wearing navy blue jeans and a white shirt with really long sleeves, longer than her arms by far.
Bio: Lives in KFC and is a master of the Super Fist of Distraction by Pointing into the Distance, which involves pointing off into the distance, causing the opponent to look away and thus, giving her an opportunity to punch them (in the FOICE!!) or simply run away. She's a nice girl and never seems to be able to say "no" to anyone, consequentially(sp?) meaning she is easy to take advantage of.
Name: Maki Ururu (Ururu being the given name)
Color: Indigo
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Martial Arts Style: Super Fist of Distraction by Pointing into the Distance
Major Flaw/Weakness: In most cases, can never refuse an offer/suggestion. Basically can't say "no"
Physical Description: 5'4'', long darkest brown hair, usually wearing navy blue jeans and a white shirt with really long sleeves, longer than her arms by far.
Bio: Lives in KFC and is a master of the Super Fist of Distraction by Pointing into the Distance, which involves pointing off into the distance, causing the opponent to look away and thus, giving her an opportunity to punch them (in the FOICE!!) or simply run away. She's a nice girl and never seems to be able to say "no" to anyone, consequentially(sp?) meaning she is easy to take advantage of.
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VERY fun.
Name: Sebastian Nephropidae
Color: Green
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Martial Arts Style: Super Fist of Lobster-On-Yo'-Face.
Major Flaw/Weakness: Cannot resist cuddling any sort of marine invertebrate
Physical Description: About 5'3" with Brown hair in a buzz-cut covered by a blue bandana which he wears over his head. Dressed in a blue T-shirt underneath a bathrobe and jeans.
Bio: Sebastian is a happy guy who makes a living by selling lobsters, crabs, squid, and various other marine invertebrates as pets, himself owning a pet lobster named Pinchy. Pinchy is the key to the Super Fist of Lobster-On-Yo'-Face, as it involves Sebastian throwing Pinchy onto the person's face, where Pinchy, well, piches them. A variation of the technique involves Sebastian using Pinchy as a club. That pinches.
Name: Sebastian Nephropidae
Color: Green
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Martial Arts Style: Super Fist of Lobster-On-Yo'-Face.
Major Flaw/Weakness: Cannot resist cuddling any sort of marine invertebrate
Physical Description: About 5'3" with Brown hair in a buzz-cut covered by a blue bandana which he wears over his head. Dressed in a blue T-shirt underneath a bathrobe and jeans.
Bio: Sebastian is a happy guy who makes a living by selling lobsters, crabs, squid, and various other marine invertebrates as pets, himself owning a pet lobster named Pinchy. Pinchy is the key to the Super Fist of Lobster-On-Yo'-Face, as it involves Sebastian throwing Pinchy onto the person's face, where Pinchy, well, piches them. A variation of the technique involves Sebastian using Pinchy as a club. That pinches.






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Name: Mori Tori
Color: Gray
Age: 15
Gender: Female
Martial Arts Style: Super First of the Chicken Dance
Major Flaw/Weakness: Well, she's kind of... delusional. In that she thinks she can fly. I mean, it may just be her chicken-based fighting style getting to her head, but chickens... can't... fly...
Physical Description: White hair, tied in a pony tail, dark brown eyes, white T-shirt with a feather on it, baggy black shorts. Yeah.
Bio: She lived on a farm outside of KFC where she suffered from excessive exposure to chickens. Yes, right outside KFC. Is that so strange? Well, it was there that she learned the way of the Chicken Dance, as well as some other chicken-based attacks involving a chicken named Bert. She now seeks to test her skills because, well, she lives on a farm. It's not like she has anything better to do.
Color: Gray
Age: 15
Gender: Female
Martial Arts Style: Super First of the Chicken Dance
Major Flaw/Weakness: Well, she's kind of... delusional. In that she thinks she can fly. I mean, it may just be her chicken-based fighting style getting to her head, but chickens... can't... fly...
Physical Description: White hair, tied in a pony tail, dark brown eyes, white T-shirt with a feather on it, baggy black shorts. Yeah.
Bio: She lived on a farm outside of KFC where she suffered from excessive exposure to chickens. Yes, right outside KFC. Is that so strange? Well, it was there that she learned the way of the Chicken Dance, as well as some other chicken-based attacks involving a chicken named Bert. She now seeks to test her skills because, well, she lives on a farm. It's not like she has anything better to do.
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.

Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.

((And the RP has started. Go ahead and do your thing everyone. And remember, new people can still join.))
Frowning, Twisty looked up at the street signs, trying to figure out where she was. Although she had lived in Karate Fight city her entire life she had never been to this area before and was having considerable trouble finding the place she was supposed to go.
"Excuse me little girl." a passerby walked up to her. "Are you lost? Maybe you need some help finding your way home?"
"L,little girl?" Twisty's eyes twitched as she tried to ignore him.
"Aw, you're such a cute little girl... Why are you out here alone? Where are you parents?" he riffled in his pockets. "Here, have a lollipop and we'll go look for them."
Having a lollipod forced into her hand was the last straw. "GAH! I'm not a little girl! I'M 16!!!" she pulled a giant wooden mallet out of thin air. "Super Fist of the Really Really Really Big Hammer Special Technique, Mallet Strike of Brutally Beating Annoying People!!!"
Several minutes later Twisty strolled calmly down the street sucking on a lollipop, leaving her victem to lay on the ground and count his broken bones, and continued her search.
Meanwhile not too far away in the KFC KFC (yes the restaurant)...
"Woo hoo!!!" Thad cheered as he headed for the door. "I can't believe I won the fried chicken eating contest! Finally, money!!!" he clutched his winnings protectively against his chest.
"Super Fist of Stealing Your Money!!!" a cry cut through the air and suddenly Thad's prize money was gone.
"Hey! Come back here!" he took off running after the thief but the man was just too fast. With only one option left, Thad dug a hand into his pocket. "Super First of Whatever is In My Pockets at the Time," he pulled out a wad of napkins from the restaurant and groaned, "Why the heck did I save these things? How am I supposed to stop him with them?!?" Throwing the napkins away, he was just about to try again when another voice echoed down the street.
"Super First of the Really Really Really Big Hammer Special Technique, Thief Squashing Strike #83!" a cute little girl broke apart from the crowd and delived a crushing blow to the thief's head. "Too easy." she grinned. "And here I thought I'd have a hard time tracking down that thief everyone was talking about."
"Wow, thanks a lot little girl." Thad arrived on the scene.
"Call me that again and you can join him on the pavement." the tone of her voice caused Thad to take a step back. "I'm Twisty Wu Mahn and I'm not a little girl, I'm 16!"
"16? Seriously?" Thad started to ask incredulously then quickly stopped when he saw the look on her face. "Sorry... I'm Thad Gaii, thanks for stopping him for me."
"No problem, bringing bad guys to justice is what I do best!" Twisty tried to strike a cool battle pose but just ended up looking cuter. "I assume this belongs to you." she handed Thad his money.
"Thanks!" he took it then sighed. "But maybe you should keep it. I'm just going to lose it again anyway."
"I already got the thief, just be a little more careful and you'll be fine."
"It's not that. It's just that whenever I have money things happen..."
"Look out!!!" someone suddenly screamed. "It's a tiny flaming meteor from space!!!" A tiny ball of fire hurtled down from the sky, shooting right through the bills in Thad's hand, before landing harmlessly in the street.
"See what I mean?" he sighed sadly, letting the smoldering ashes fall to the ground.
Frowning, Twisty looked up at the street signs, trying to figure out where she was. Although she had lived in Karate Fight city her entire life she had never been to this area before and was having considerable trouble finding the place she was supposed to go.
"Excuse me little girl." a passerby walked up to her. "Are you lost? Maybe you need some help finding your way home?"
"L,little girl?" Twisty's eyes twitched as she tried to ignore him.
"Aw, you're such a cute little girl... Why are you out here alone? Where are you parents?" he riffled in his pockets. "Here, have a lollipop and we'll go look for them."
Having a lollipod forced into her hand was the last straw. "GAH! I'm not a little girl! I'M 16!!!" she pulled a giant wooden mallet out of thin air. "Super Fist of the Really Really Really Big Hammer Special Technique, Mallet Strike of Brutally Beating Annoying People!!!"
Several minutes later Twisty strolled calmly down the street sucking on a lollipop, leaving her victem to lay on the ground and count his broken bones, and continued her search.
Meanwhile not too far away in the KFC KFC (yes the restaurant)...
"Woo hoo!!!" Thad cheered as he headed for the door. "I can't believe I won the fried chicken eating contest! Finally, money!!!" he clutched his winnings protectively against his chest.
"Super Fist of Stealing Your Money!!!" a cry cut through the air and suddenly Thad's prize money was gone.
"Hey! Come back here!" he took off running after the thief but the man was just too fast. With only one option left, Thad dug a hand into his pocket. "Super First of Whatever is In My Pockets at the Time," he pulled out a wad of napkins from the restaurant and groaned, "Why the heck did I save these things? How am I supposed to stop him with them?!?" Throwing the napkins away, he was just about to try again when another voice echoed down the street.
"Super First of the Really Really Really Big Hammer Special Technique, Thief Squashing Strike #83!" a cute little girl broke apart from the crowd and delived a crushing blow to the thief's head. "Too easy." she grinned. "And here I thought I'd have a hard time tracking down that thief everyone was talking about."
"Wow, thanks a lot little girl." Thad arrived on the scene.
"Call me that again and you can join him on the pavement." the tone of her voice caused Thad to take a step back. "I'm Twisty Wu Mahn and I'm not a little girl, I'm 16!"
"16? Seriously?" Thad started to ask incredulously then quickly stopped when he saw the look on her face. "Sorry... I'm Thad Gaii, thanks for stopping him for me."
"No problem, bringing bad guys to justice is what I do best!" Twisty tried to strike a cool battle pose but just ended up looking cuter. "I assume this belongs to you." she handed Thad his money.
"Thanks!" he took it then sighed. "But maybe you should keep it. I'm just going to lose it again anyway."
"I already got the thief, just be a little more careful and you'll be fine."
"It's not that. It's just that whenever I have money things happen..."
"Look out!!!" someone suddenly screamed. "It's a tiny flaming meteor from space!!!" A tiny ball of fire hurtled down from the sky, shooting right through the bills in Thad's hand, before landing harmlessly in the street.
"See what I mean?" he sighed sadly, letting the smoldering ashes fall to the ground.
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Sebastian sighed. He had set up a stall in the busy market area of KFC, however, nobody wanted to buy a marine invertebrate as a pet. Not even heavy advertising, creating an octopus orchestra, not even saying "Come ooooooon." a lot would help his business. Maybe he wasn't cut out for the life of a squid salesman...
"...So that means I should switch over to a life of adventure and daring!" "Sebastian's pet lobster Pinchy, who was sitting on Sebastian's head at the time, rolled its eyes at its master's annoying enthusiasm. "I know you support me, Pinchy! Let's go in search of advent- As he said that, Sebastian tripped and fell flat on his face. However, he quickly got back to his feet and brushed himself off. "A minor setback! Now, to adventure!" And with that, Sebastian left his stall behind in search of adventure.
"...So that means I should switch over to a life of adventure and daring!" "Sebastian's pet lobster Pinchy, who was sitting on Sebastian's head at the time, rolled its eyes at its master's annoying enthusiasm. "I know you support me, Pinchy! Let's go in search of advent- As he said that, Sebastian tripped and fell flat on his face. However, he quickly got back to his feet and brushed himself off. "A minor setback! Now, to adventure!" And with that, Sebastian left his stall behind in search of adventure.






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"A Squid Stall?! What's this doing here without anyone to watch it? Or maybe... the squid are out here on their own... Wow! I had no idea city squid were so smart! Well, carry on, my spinelss friends!" Mori said, waving to the sea creatures as she passed Sebastian's abandonned stall.
...This was Mori's first time stepping away from her little chicken farm, and she really had no idea what to expect of KFC... I'm not sure if that justifies running from every traffic light, thinking it to be a U.F.O, but that's what happened. This constant running eventually landed her in front of a place labelled KFC. The Restaurant; she's already in KFC.
"Kentucky... Fried... CHICKEN?! Why are they FRYING Chickens?! Chickens don't like heat! This is... EVIL! I need to get out of here! I must fly away!"And with that, Mori began her attempted flight. Except that she can't fly. So she was really only flailing her arms around wildly. In front of KFC. The Restaurant.
...This was Mori's first time stepping away from her little chicken farm, and she really had no idea what to expect of KFC... I'm not sure if that justifies running from every traffic light, thinking it to be a U.F.O, but that's what happened. This constant running eventually landed her in front of a place labelled KFC. The Restaurant; she's already in KFC.
"Kentucky... Fried... CHICKEN?! Why are they FRYING Chickens?! Chickens don't like heat! This is... EVIL! I need to get out of here! I must fly away!"And with that, Mori began her attempted flight. Except that she can't fly. So she was really only flailing her arms around wildly. In front of KFC. The Restaurant.
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.

Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.

Before Twisty could comment on Thad's horrible luck they were distracted by a girl a crazy girl who was dancing around wildly in front of the nearby KFC.
"Gee, this city attracts all the weirdos... Well, I only got hired to take down the thief that's been hanging around this area but I guess I'll see if I can do something about her too." Twisty headed toward the girl, her mallet suddenly appearing in her hands.
"Hold it!" Thad ran after her. "I don't think you need to hit her. I mean, she's just dancing. Something a bit less violent would probably work. Let me give it a try. Super Fist of Whatever in In My Pockets at the Time," he reached into his pocket, "100 Yards of Twine Restraining Technique!" in an instant the chicken dance girl was tangled into a huge mass of twine. "There, problem solved."
Twisty was quite impressed, but not by the move itself. "How the heck did you fit all that in your pocket?"
"I don't know. Where do you keep that mallet?"
Twisty frowned, looking puzzled. "That's a really good question..."
"Gee, this city attracts all the weirdos... Well, I only got hired to take down the thief that's been hanging around this area but I guess I'll see if I can do something about her too." Twisty headed toward the girl, her mallet suddenly appearing in her hands.
"Hold it!" Thad ran after her. "I don't think you need to hit her. I mean, she's just dancing. Something a bit less violent would probably work. Let me give it a try. Super Fist of Whatever in In My Pockets at the Time," he reached into his pocket, "100 Yards of Twine Restraining Technique!" in an instant the chicken dance girl was tangled into a huge mass of twine. "There, problem solved."
Twisty was quite impressed, but not by the move itself. "How the heck did you fit all that in your pocket?"
"I don't know. Where do you keep that mallet?"
Twisty frowned, looking puzzled. "That's a really good question..."
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Sebastian walked around KFC, looking for adventure. "Golly, finding adventure sure requires a lot of walking. I wish I could fly like that girl over there that's being tied up by suspicious looking folks thinks she could." Pinchy rolled its eyes and gave Sebastian a good whack on the forehead with its claw. "Wait a minute, suspicious looking folk tying up chicken people? *Gasps* They must be kidnapping her so that they can sell her to aliens for their human zoo! Wish there was something I could do to stop 'em..." Pinchy whacked Sebastian again. "Wait a minute, rescuing a helpless chicken-girl from aliens surely qualifies as an adventure!" Sebastian walked up to Twisty and Thad and glared at them. "Unhand that chicken girl at once, or else we shall engage in fisticuffs!"






It took Twisty and Thad a long time to replay, probably cause they were trying to figure out what fisticuffs was. Or maybe cause some totally unrelated guy in another world was too busy to spend much time on the internet. You never know.
"You know," Twisty pointed out, "we're not actually holding her. She's just tangled up in a bunch of string."
"Yeah, you can have her if you want. I was just trying to get her to stop doing that dance."
"You know," Twisty pointed out, "we're not actually holding her. She's just tangled up in a bunch of string."
"Yeah, you can have her if you want. I was just trying to get her to stop doing that dance."
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Sambran was misrable. His cheapskate of a dad just fired him from T.B.C . (Tennessie Barbicued Chicken) for giving to much change to a custimer. He decided to go to KFC to get a new job, when he saw an apparintly broke man, a boy with lobster on his head, an uber cute girl, and a ranting girl who was tied up. Then he reallized something. "Wait, girls! Looks like it's time for the old Lilbrans charm! But who to use it on. Hmm, not the cute girl, she's so cute she makes me sick. Which leaves me with the girl who is tied up. Exelent." He ran to the girl and yanked at an end peice of string, thus making her twirl around and around and around. When she finally stopped, Sambran leaped next to her and turned on the 'hit' factor. "Hey pretty lady, do you have a map, because I'm lost in your eyes."
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What a day. The lunch rush lasted 3 hours, people were complaining about a weird chicken lady, and there was even a guy selling squids out there for a while, making the octopuses play violins or something. And now there's a suspicious crowd outside he is sent outside to shoo away.
"So I was sent out here to break up a group that was beating people over the head with hammers, causing meteors to strike, trying to fly, engaging in fisticuffs, and throwing string around," Joe began, looking around he saw a guy with ashes all over his shirt, a girl trying to hide a really really really big hammer, a long piece of string held by a guy hitting on a girl who acted like a dizzy chicken ('cause I know exactly how they act), and the squid merchant from earlier. "Have any of you seen these people?"
{{Edit: Sorry, habit from Cyberspace RP.}}
"So I was sent out here to break up a group that was beating people over the head with hammers, causing meteors to strike, trying to fly, engaging in fisticuffs, and throwing string around," Joe began, looking around he saw a guy with ashes all over his shirt, a girl trying to hide a really really really big hammer, a long piece of string held by a guy hitting on a girl who acted like a dizzy chicken ('cause I know exactly how they act), and the squid merchant from earlier. "Have any of you seen these people?"
{{Edit: Sorry, habit from Cyberspace RP.}}
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Hmm... This signature just got really short...
Blastitar♂ (Water) Attacks: Bite, Water Gun, Crunch, Rock Slide (Wins 15, Losses 0) Torrent&Shed Skin
Sandiyama♂ (Ground, Fighting) Tackle, Vital Throw, Swift, Arm Thrust (Wins 8, Losses 0) Guts&Sand Veil
Swalectrode (Electric, Poison) Attacks: Yawn, Tackle, Sludge, Screech (Wins 5, Losses 0) Exp:30 Static&Liquid Ooze Status: Lost T.T
Blastitar♂ (Water) Attacks: Bite, Water Gun, Crunch, Rock Slide (Wins 15, Losses 0) Torrent&Shed Skin
Sandiyama♂ (Ground, Fighting) Tackle, Vital Throw, Swift, Arm Thrust (Wins 8, Losses 0) Guts&Sand Veil
Swalectrode (Electric, Poison) Attacks: Yawn, Tackle, Sludge, Screech (Wins 5, Losses 0) Exp:30 Static&Liquid Ooze Status: Lost T.T
((Poik, you're supposed to orange, not green. Doodle has green.))
"Uh yeah." Twisty's mallet disapeared back to where ever it was that it disapears to. "They went that way." she pointed off in a random direction. "If you run you might be able to catch them." she turned to Thad. "And this is why I've got to stop visiting new parts of the city, they just keep getting stranger... I mean compared to some of these guys you're pretty normal what with Lobster Boy, The Pickup Line Kid, and Captain Clueless here. Not to mentioned that chicken girl..."
"Thanks...I think..." Thad frowned, deciding it would be in his best interests not to point out that she wasn't exactly normal either.
"Uh yeah." Twisty's mallet disapeared back to where ever it was that it disapears to. "They went that way." she pointed off in a random direction. "If you run you might be able to catch them." she turned to Thad. "And this is why I've got to stop visiting new parts of the city, they just keep getting stranger... I mean compared to some of these guys you're pretty normal what with Lobster Boy, The Pickup Line Kid, and Captain Clueless here. Not to mentioned that chicken girl..."
"Thanks...I think..." Thad frowned, deciding it would be in his best interests not to point out that she wasn't exactly normal either.

