Josiah vs Seph 99

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Josiah vs Seph 99

Post by Josiah »

*Rolls die* I got a 1...
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Post by Seph99 »

I rolled a 3, guess I'll go first.


[Crappy Insult] "Heh, you're so weak I bet you can't even lift up your sword from the ground!" [/Crappy Insult]
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You're so weak I don't even need to pick up my sword to beat you!
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((Note to Seph99: Although I'd rather not judge battles that I'm in, since Silver is gone and Stevenson is probably still kinda busy I can if you'd like me to. Or we can wait, I'm fine with that. Just thought I'd give you the option.))
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((M'kay Josiah. You can judge if you want, just be fair. :3))
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Post by Josiah »

((Thanks Doodle but I'd like to stand by the official judges only rule. If you want to become an official judge PM me and we'll talk bout it.))

Anyway, I'll try to be fair. Hopefully though Stevenson will be able to step in and judge some of these so I'll always wait a little while before doing the judging myself.

So, point to me!
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"Ohh? At least it's better than looking like you."
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Silver isn't so completely away that he doesn't know a good retort when he sees one!

Seph gets the point.
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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I also wish it to be known that I was busy because I was away...with Silver. And other suprise road-trips. But mostly with Silver.
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Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
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((Yayerz, I won. xD
Time for my insult I guess.))

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"Oh please, I bet you got that line from a fortune cookie!"
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Post by Stevenson »

....What? Sorry, I can't see the relevance.....Seph gets the point, so....

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"Heh, you handle your sword like a crippled old man!"
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"And you handle your sword like a quadriplegic so I've still got a huge advantage!"
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Post by Stevenson »

Win=Josiah.

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