The Good Advice Game

Post by **Cheezdude** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:57 pm

or you shall be fired, and you will rejoice.

Never trust a smiling Klingon...

Post by **Silver** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:04 pm

Every time Kaiba smiles, a puppy dies. Er, I mean, every time a Klingon smiles.

Don't look a yaoi fangirl in the eyes...

Post by **Cheezdude** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:51 am

...or she shall eat you.

Never eat a yaoi fangirl...

Post by **Doodleshark** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:59 pm

...or you will get indigestion for weeks. (Trust me, I know.)

OBEY ZIM!!!!!!...

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:23 am

or don't, he probably won't notice.

Always build a strong foundation...

Post by **Simsmagic** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:34 am

or the evil hurricane of DOOM may knock it down.

Beware of speeding blue rodents...

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:43 am

they are really vicious when cornered.

Don't stand under a tree in a lightning storm...

Post by **Doodleshark** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:11 am

...it will get zapped and fall on you.

Never speed up explosions...

Post by **Cheezdude** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:24 am

or you will be exploded.

Never eat Silver...

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:38 am

or you'll get really bad indigestion.

Don't walk in the middle of the street...

Post by **Doodleshark** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:43 am

...or you will get smushed.

Listen to your mom...

Post by **Cheezdude** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:45 am

or you will fail in life.

Never mis-spell grammar...

Post by **Doodleshark** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:47 am

..or else SIlver will berate you.

Don't eat too much candy...

Post by **Cheezdude** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:50 am

or you'll be fat.

Never be fat...

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:54 am

it's bad for you or something.

Don't forget to cross your eyes and dot your teas...