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Post by Detective Narricks »

Hello! i'm Detective Narricks, and i'm totally not An evil demon bent on the destruction of this dimension! :sweat: Welcome to my nightmare...*SUED!*
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Post by King of Katamari »

Welcome, Detective!

...I hope you're not another spambot/pornbot...
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I don't think he's a bot.

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Post by Celebifly »

Welcome
Keep the insanity for Silver and Neo. Unless you want to join Silver eating himself....
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Post by King of Katamari »

I've seen it happen.
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Post by Josiah »

Welcome to the forums! Intro topics tend to get kind of weird so enjoy it or ignore it, your choice. Other than that, have fun and make sure you read over the rules.
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Post by Kaida »

Hiyas, Oooo evil demon bent on the destruction of this dimention ka.

Hmmm guess thats okay, theres plenty more out there for me ^_^ although it might be fun to watch.
Redback, Funnel-Web, Blue-ringed octopus
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Post by Silver »

You seem to like that evil smilie...

Me too. I made it.

}:-) }:-) }:-) }:-) }:-)

SO, I see you've already been warned about me. Then you already know what you're in for...

EXTREME KITE FLYING! *Ties Lampshroom to a string* All right, Super Hot Dog Man, let him go! Higher! HIGHER!

...

...Um, it looks like we're losing altitude. Aaand it looks like he's coming right at me from God only knows how high. Oh mayonnaise.

You think that's funny, Poodle?! In that case, YOU'RE NEXT! *Flies Poodle with Super Hot Dog Man and severly injured Lampshroom*
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Post by King of Katamari »

If you don't mind me asking, what were the origins of Poodle, SHDM, and Lampshroom?
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Post by Silver »

Ugh! Why do you Van Peebles always wanna know the origins and histories of every freaken little thing? Like, you wanna know how Strong Sad got his belly button, too? Or, like, the origin of Bubs' Concession Stand? Er...

Oh, I got flashbacks alright, Jon. I'm like, Discount Flashback Warehouse over here. But this particular Flashback has way too much historical significance to be shown in anything but WIDESCREEEEEEEEEEEEN. Left side: WOOOOAAAAAAAAAA! Right side: WOOOAA-

Ok, ok, I'm done with the Homestar Runner references now. I dunno... in some intro topic, I just kind of needed a gimmick (must... not... quote... Strong Bad...) so a random Hot Dog Man, Poodle, and Lamp with legs appeared from nowhere and we played tag. Since we couldn't decide a winner from that, they came back in the next intro topic and we played Volleyball... but Shans rigged the court with explosives. Then we played tennis... and Shans rigged it with explosives. The pattern continued until we gave up on sports and just started hanging around. Someone tried to eat Hot Dog Man, tranforming him into Super Hot Dog Man - everyone knows eating Super Hot Dog Man causes you to blow up, after all - and then mute ate Lamp with legs. He was a pile of crap for a while... Then I used SCIENCE to try to turn him back into a lamp, but he came out as more of a glowing mushroom thing, so now he's Lampshroom. And Poodle's just kind of been there. I think Atma injured him at one point and Snoopy had to fill in, but he came back, so it doesn't matter. We now have a contract stating that they must appear in every intro topic.

So there you have a detailed history of the Intro Topic Crew. Well, I.. suppose I should do something to celebrate... Oh, I know! I'll say e-mail 100- ok, ok, I'm done now.
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Post by Neo Zanther »

Hi and welcome.

And now for the main corse.


*chases downs Silver*

*ties him to a big stick and sticks him over an open fire*

*puts a special BBQ sause made from Lampshroom*

*gets Poodle to run on a wheel to turn Silver over the fire*

Dinner soon. Poodle is doing the turning today. Says he wanted revenge for the kite thing.
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Post by Silver »

HEY! Who is this 'Sivler' person, and why are you roasting them instead of me?!
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Post by Simsmagic »

Welcome to the forums.

I see the intro topic madness has started without me. Don't let them scare you off, it's kind of an unofficial rule for them to do this.

I'm simsmagic, lord of the ninjas, and everything lazer (not a typo).
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Post by Neo Zanther »

Ok, edited post. Sometimes I type too fast.

Btw, you smell good Silver. Poodle thinks soo too.
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Post by Keenarnor »

Welcome to the forums ^^ please enjoy the complimentary snacks
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