Vending Machine Fight!

Post by **Silver** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:28 pm

Sims wins this round for A. using so many items in one post and B. hitting someone in the head with Coke. It probably got all fizzy and exploded and everything... now THAT'S evil.

Post by **Simsmagic** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:37 pm

Awesome! And shouldn't it say Wii x 2 or something like that?

Gives next poster BSOD, and then their computer is attacked by a magikarp, and then ??? happens (use your imagination), and then is attacked by me and my two Wii's and DS.

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:40 pm

*makes an ellaborate device from a broken vending machine, a dead battery, gravy, a random element, nothing, a straw and laundry lint to boil and fling water at the next poster* (Thought I'd go MacGyver for a post.)

Post by **auragongal** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:56 am

*uses blue ring to cut down damage, has tinkerbell fly into the machine and destroy it with a tap,(see poiky? this is what you get if you don't use duck tape to hold a macgyvered device toghether.),has super hotdog man feed himself to everyone else,and has the dwarf get me a drink from the nearby pizza stand.*

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:59 am

that's enough long posts
lesse, what do I have left

*grabs a frying pan and hits the next poster in the head with it.*

Post by **auragongal** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:32 am

not so fast poiky-baka!

*uses squirrel pirate to block frying pan and poik's older sister chases poiky-baka around*

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:50 am

*slaps my sister in the face with a fish and then, uses my other hand to bat off the "y-baka" from my name with the frying pan*

Post by **Simsmagic** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 11:38 am

How's THIS for a long post?

Hits next poster over the head with Coke, then shoves a fraction of a gumball down their throat, then gets them run over by a deer, then shoots Emperor Neo with offtopic sign for no apparent reason, then has them punched by a sports icon, then is run over by the Energizer Bunny, then is sucked into the vending machine, where you are smashed over the head over and over again with a Wii. Then, they are saved from the machine by a steaming pile of kuso, that they step in. Then, a mess drops from the sky onto them, after that, they slip on a DS. Then, a star falls from the sky and hits them in the head. They bump into Luigi, who gets mad and beats them up, then apologizes and gives him banana bread. The banana bread gives them an upset stomach, which causes them to somehow get stuck in the machine. Then ??? happens (use your imagination again) then is once again force-fed gum. They are then shoved out of the machine by a single ski, where Silver's evil twin Gold attacks them with a peliporo, a Magikarp, and Trinity. He then walks away leaving you with a Wii. They plug it in, only to see me in front of the BSoD due to some bad software.

There! That's every single item on my list!

Post by **Josiah** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:52 pm

*Traps everyone in lava for all the time in the world while a tribe of amazons pelts them with nuts and Crash Bandicoot hits them with the Fire Wheel attack. Meanwhile, a group of pirates hired with my million dollars smackes everyone with dinging combusted time cards wile I go around and poke people with a screwdriver.* ((Had to do that once.))

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 1:11 pm

you asked for it.

*replaces myself with a bully to evade the lava, then throws Neo at the Pirates who gives them a headache. slaps Josiah with a fish while eating a taco and sicking a monkey on simsmagic. Throws a dead battery (AAA) into the lava causing it to explode which blasts gravy everywhere. a lion king comes out and starts eating people roasted in lava and covered in gravy. Mel Brooks, despite his osteoporosis, uses a straw tranquilizes the lion because it has insomnia and it falls over onto a broken Vending machine full of ramen, breaking it and sending strapnel everywhere. a random candy bar shoots out and I deflect it with a taillow into the next poster who was reading a photoshop manual. then, using laundry lint, nothing, a frying pan, a random element, unlimited calling, a necklace, a dictionary, and knowledge I got from reading Limb Severing for Dummies, I MacGyvered up a grenade which I threw at Neo. Then I hid behind a new vending machine and drank some water I bought from it and prepared myself to use a nunchuck against the next attacker.*

darn... I'm already out of items

Post by **auragongal** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:30 pm

awww.. but you ticked me off and now you will pay poiky-baka!!!!!!!

*uses numberman to free self from hardend lava. and bashes poiky-baka with the sludge hammer extremly hard 5,090,377,287 times.*

Post by **Simsmagic** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:56 pm

Dangit people stop stealing my ideas!

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:39 pm

what does that even mean?

*Knocks "y-baka" back off my name and dodges the hammer, causing them to crush "y-baka" into a bloody... uhh... inky death...*

Post by **Simsmagic** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:35 pm

People are using all of their items in one post, which is a trend I started.

Post by **auragongal** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:27 am

*chases poiky-baka with sludge hammer and my dwarf delays him.*