Stupid qusetion, stupis answer

Post by **zorander** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 1:01 pm

I saw this topic in an other forum once and it's a good one there, so i thought we could try it out here.

This is how it works.
I ask a question, any question, and in the next post, someone will give me an answer then put in their own question. The answer doesn't have to be the correct one, just so long as it applies to the question. The questions can range from pokemon to final fantasy and more.

Here's an example:

Q: Why can pokemon only say their names?

The next post should say something like:

A: So they can swear and get away with it!

Q: Why does every Final fantasy game have moogles?

and so on.
Ok, i'll start.

Q: Why do all breading pokemon lay eggs rather than some giving birth?

Post by **golden_sun** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 1:07 pm

A:cause there so lazy!

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 2:07 pm

A: Cause they like scrambled eggs.

Q: Why does Cid in Final Fantasy spell his name with a C?

Post by **golden_sun** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 2:09 pm

Q:why does pikachu like ketchup so much?

A:cause when pikachu was evil before ash took him prof.oak tried to dtrown him in ketchup!

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 2:34 pm

No, no, you don't get it. Your supposed to answer the last person's question than ask one of your own.

Post by **Teruko-Sama** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 3:10 pm

(answer to Josiah's question) So it's easier to call him a ******, if you use a lot of alliteration.

Q. Will Masuutaa-Mii ever take a interest in me? (Okay, THAT is the epitome of stupid questions.)

Post by **zorander** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 3:14 pm

A: Only if you're worth taking interest in.

Q: Why do japanise cartoons have big hair and eyes?

Post by **Myousa** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 3:27 pm

A: Realistically, because Osamu Tezuka chose to originally stylize that way. It's based on Betty Boop. Unrealistically, because they're all actually just wearing goggles and wigs, to hide the fact that they are robots sent to take over the world...

Q: Why are ninjas so damn popular?

Post by **Teruko-Sama** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 3:30 pm

A. Because their lives are better than ours.

Q. Is Kirby related to Chansey?

Post by **zorander** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 3:32 pm

A: He's not, he just wants to be.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Donald or Daffy duck?

Post by **Myousa** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 3:34 pm

A: Donald. He's got Scrooge on his side. And money always wins.

Q: Why did Tim Burton pick Johnny Depp to play Willy Wonka in his new movie?

Post by **pokchu** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 4:35 pm

Cause he's gay.

Why is Nokia still allowed to make N-gage's?

Post by **Myousa** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 4:43 pm

A: Because there's nothing against the law about free enterprise.

Q: Who invented top hats?

Post by **pokchu** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 4:46 pm

Aw, your answer's no fun. :(

The pope!

Why am I white?

Post by **Myousa** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 5:40 pm

A: Because if you weren't, you wouldn't be able to cast healing spells!

B: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop?