The Good Advice Game

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Ok so here's how this game goes. The first person posts a piece of good (or maybe not so good) advice. For example:

P1: Don't cry over spilled milk...

The next person has to explain the previous piece of advice then give a new piece of advice.

P2: Because then you'll have to clean up both the milk and the tears.
<insert new piece of advice here>

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Look both ways before you cross the street...
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Because you never know when there's going to be a steam roller coming your way.

Look before you leap...
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Because you never know when there's going to be a steam roller coming your way.


Never, ever walk under a ladder.
Stevenson's Vocabulary Word of the Week:

Foment: (verb) To excite or arouse, i.e. 2014's Week of Randomness hopes to foment some activity on the forums.


Stevenson's Latin Phrase of the Week:

Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
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Because you never know when there's going to be a steam roller- *mayonnaise'd*

Because if you knock it over and there happened to be a bucket of paint on top, the color related puns would never stop.

Don't count your chickens before they hatch...
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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because the eggs could end up in a very delicious omlette...

don't judge a book by it's cover...
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><a href='http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm' target='_blank'><br>Dice Roller</a><br>Just so I know I can find it...lol :D<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='signature'><!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>Nialla: 6 Wins, 0 Losses (Tackle, Bubble, Wing Attack, Gust)<br>Stephanie: 2 wins, 0 losses (Peck, Charm, Sing)<br><br><span style='font-size:11pt;line-height:100%'><a href='http://www.freewebs.com/elyssa_sylverwyng' target='_blank'>Marple Moop</a>:</span> the site of randomness, and the stuff that used to be here...
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Because the cover could be part of a government conspiracy to trick you into making false judgements.

Don't put all your eggs in one basket...
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...because they'll be crushed at the same time.

Never play with fire because....
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Fire cheats.


Never stand under a tree in a lightning storm......
Stevenson's Vocabulary Word of the Week:

Foment: (verb) To excite or arouse, i.e. 2014's Week of Randomness hopes to foment some activity on the forums.


Stevenson's Latin Phrase of the Week:

Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
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Because if you want to get struck by lightning you'll have a much better chance standing in an empty field.

Don't go swimming right after you eat...
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...because it'll be the last thing you do! 8-0

Stay away from the giant robot because...
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It's Megas XLR after seven ultra slupies.

Don't fall asleep in the tub because...
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Your skin will get all wrinkly and no one will like you.

Don't beat around the bush...
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because he's easier to hit than that..... (sorry!)

A stitch in time...
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><a href='http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm' target='_blank'><br>Dice Roller</a><br>Just so I know I can find it...lol :D<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='signature'><!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>Nialla: 6 Wins, 0 Losses (Tackle, Bubble, Wing Attack, Gust)<br>Stephanie: 2 wins, 0 losses (Peck, Charm, Sing)<br><br><span style='font-size:11pt;line-height:100%'><a href='http://www.freewebs.com/elyssa_sylverwyng' target='_blank'>Marple Moop</a>:</span> the site of randomness, and the stuff that used to be here...
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((That's not really advice. Remember, this is the Good Advice Game, not a Complete Popular Sayings Game.))

Don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys...
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because ninja's rock a lot more...

(and sorry...)

don't put your shoes on the wrong feet...
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><a href='http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm' target='_blank'><br>Dice Roller</a><br>Just so I know I can find it...lol :D<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='signature'><!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>Nialla: 6 Wins, 0 Losses (Tackle, Bubble, Wing Attack, Gust)<br>Stephanie: 2 wins, 0 losses (Peck, Charm, Sing)<br><br><span style='font-size:11pt;line-height:100%'><a href='http://www.freewebs.com/elyssa_sylverwyng' target='_blank'>Marple Moop</a>:</span> the site of randomness, and the stuff that used to be here...
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