Say Something Random!

[Isaac]

Asuna: ... You saw?
Negi: *Shakes his head.* Uh-uh. Not much. A teddy bear...
Asuna: THE LAST BEAR YOU'LL EVER SEE!!

(Asuna-san and Negi-kun from Negima.)

[Silver]

"Could someone tell me what's happening in this scene? And what's with this animation? With some cardboard and crayons, my cat Rocky could do better than this!" -Narrator (Bobobo)

[Mash]

''Hey! Commanders! Could you tone it down a little?''
''And why should we General Jiggly Jelly sir!?''
''Because the vibrations of your loud voices makes me wapple!''
-General Jiggly Jelly; Bobobo

''Whoa! Look at that! I never seen anything like it!''
Ever look in a mirror?
-Samurai Pizza Cats.

[Shadowman]

you kill the two thiefts easly..... but when the blade comes down on the second thieft the ground starts to rumble and shake as skeletal hands burst from the arena floor pulling there bodies out of the soil... a small army of 9 skeletons 14 skeleton archers and 19 skeleton swordsmen rise up out of the ground and start walking torge the the last 3 thiefts..... and then... they stop...

......


......

....and start snaping there finger bones...? o.O


After a few moments of them snaping, quitly at first, and then progesivly lounder jaz music starts to play.....

The thiefs seams quite confused by this... as dose... well everyone......

Then the lights go out and spot lights apear circling around the arena as a very sexy voice starts signing....
<span style='color:red'>Forty-eight years of livin'
An angel in disguise
Forty-eight years of lovin'
Smilin' with my eyes</span>
As the lovely voice sings the lights sircle around to focus and hold still on a skeletion thats rising up out of the ground on a stage in a riped and torn up dress that apears to be the sorce of the voice....
<span style='color:red'>Forty-eight years of memories
Neatly tucked away
When daylight dies, I hear them rise
And dance upon their graaaaavessss.....</span>

And with that all the lights in the arena come back on and the skeletons are in beat up zuit suits and start dancing and they sing with her!
<span style='color:green'>Hup, Hup, they're in my closet now</span>
<span style='color:red'>What's that sound!?! </span><span style='color:green'>Hup, Hup, Hup, I'm trying to forsake em</span>
<span style='color:red'>Comin' from the dresser on a night as black as pitch?</span>
<span style='color:green'>Hup, Hup, they're in my dresser now</span>
<span style='color:red'>What's that sound!?! </span>
<span style='color:green'>Hup Hup Hup, I wouldnt wanna wake em</span>
<span style='color:red'>Comin' from the bureau, do I dare turn on the switch?</span>

<span style='color:red'>Them bones, them bones, them dry bones
All bleached and deathly white
I've got skeletons in my closet and
They're rattlin' toniiiiiight</span>
<span style='color:green'>
Hup, Hup, theyre in my closet now
Hup, Hup, Hup, I'm trying to forsake em
Hup, Hup, they're in my dresser now
Hup Hup Hup, I wouldnt wanna wake em</span>

She starts pointing to bones as she signs
<span style='color:red'>The cheat bones connected to deceit bones
And thereby connected to lies
I-love-you's said indiscriminately make the sockets for the eyes
The love bones knock against the hate bones
And fingers click in time</span>
The skeletons start snaping there fingers again as they dance around.
<span style='color:red'>There won't be sleep for the weary tonight
Cause all those bones are mineeeee........</span>

They start up with the main dance again after that though.
<span style='color:green'>Hup, Hup, they're in my closet now</span>
<span style='color:red'>What's that sound!?! </span>
<span style='color:green'>Hup, Hup, Hup, I'm trying to forsake em</span>
<span style='color:red'>Comin' from the dresser on a night as black as pitch?</span>
<span style='color:green'>Hup, Hup, they're in my dresser now</span>
<span style='color:red'>What's that sound!?! </span>
<span style='color:green'>Hup Hup Hup, I wouldnt wanna wake em</span>
<span style='color:red'>Comin' from the bureau, do I dare turn on the switch?</span>

<span style='color:red'>Them bones, them bones, them dry bones
All bleached and deathly white
I've got skeletons in my closet and
Theyre rattlin' toniiiiiiight</span>

After a bit more dancing they start to sink into the ground there signing fadding away....

<span style='color:green'>Hup, Hup, theyre in my closet now
Hup, Hup, Hup, I'm trying to forsake em
Hup, Hup, they're in my dresser now
Hup Hup Hup, I wouldnt wanna wake em

Hup, Hup, they're in my closet now
Hup, Hup, Hup, I'm trying to forsake em
Hup, Hup, they're in my dresser now
Hup Hup Hup, I wouldnt wanna wake em</span>

-Azraile Kiras, Battle Arena Forum, a random effet of Uncle Steve's Whacky Sword.

[Prancing Mad]

"When your mom fluffed your pillow wrong, you tried to report her to the U.N." - Ozy, Ozy and Millie

[Celebifly]

Greed: How did you hit that note so high?
Envy: I'm a girl -_-'
Greed: OMFG

From an AMV on youtube

[Josiah]

"That's what the report would like you to believe." (Reeve, FFVII Dirge of Cerberus)

[Isaac]

"Oh, please. You're so fruity, you could cure scurvy."
- Carlos Mencia

[Celebifly]

"Why does my leg hurt? Did you shoot me? Did you actually shoot me?!?"
-Knives from trigun

[BionicleMandi121]

(Don't think I did this one yet...)

Maaya: *sticks bunny ears on Iruga* Bunny sin! Bunny sin!
Judia: Hey! What are you doing? *takes bunny ears off and puts kitty ears on* My Iruga looks much better as a kitty sin!
Maaya: *replaces kitty ears with bunny ears* Bunny sin!
Judia: *replaces bunny ears with kitty ears* Kitty sin!
(They do this a couple more times.)
Yuufa: Guys! Don't mess with Iruga-niisan! (that kind of translates to "big brother Iruga" or something...) *takes both ears and throws them to the ground, then puts a clown nose on Iruga* There!

Maaya (Merchant), Judia (Hunter), and Yuufa (Acolyte) from episode four (or somewhere around there) of the Ragnarok Animation. Iruga is the Assassin. Throughout this entire scene, he's standing with his arms crossed and this neutral expression on his face. He doesn't change it, either.

"Oh my god, he's just STANDING there! If it was me, I would have exploded by now. Heck, if it was Matoro, they'd all be dead by now!"

Me, watching the scene mentioned above. Matoro is my Assassin Cross, by the way.

[Isaac]

"Looking at your cell phone won't make it call me."
- Soubi (Loveless)

[Mash]

Can I have a link to that?
~me when reading Mandi's post <o< >o>

*grumble*YOU WANT SOME OF THIS!?
OR DO YOU WANT SOME OF THAT!?
~A fat chief at a restaurant we went to.

[BionicleMandi121]

Faustgy: She already showed me the drawings of her character. Iruini looks so cool. XD
Flora: ...NO SHE DOESN'T! ._. *runs away* Hehe. :] She scares me.
Faustgy: --' You like dissing Mandi's drawings, that's why...Iruini is cool to me.
Flora: Haha. No, she really IS scary to me.
Faustgy: *Sighs*
Flora: She IS!

Faustgy and Flora talking about a picture I drew last summer of my Thief, Iruini. Recently, I found that same picture and thought the following words:

"Wow...and Faust thought this was cool? Even I don't think it looks cool anymore! In fact, I'm compelled to agree with Flora!"

Then I grabbed a piece of that green paper I use so often and drew Iruini again, in the same pose as last summer's picture. I must admit, she looks much better.

...But Flora doesn't seem to think so. *prods Faustgy's second line*

[Silver]

"I don't have all day! Well, I do, but don't tell anybody!" -Bobobo

[Josiah]

"I bring to you these 15," *drops a tablet* "uh, 10 commandments!" (Moses, History of the World Part 1)