"Right now I'm staying with relatives in Verdanturf Town. I miss my parents but Ralts and I have been training everyday. Soon we'll be ready to start on our very own pok?mon journey!"
Prof. Birch, Why don't you catch your own pokemon for protection?
<b>The Lighting Squad</b><br><br><span style='color:yellow'>Pikario/Pikachu</span><br>Discription- A stupid, mustachioed Pikachu.<br>Languages: Pikachu, Human<br><br><span style='color:red'>Mew/Mew</span><br>Discription- A very smart Mew.<br>Languages: All Pokemon, Human<br><br><span style='color:orange'>Makuhita/Makuhita</span><br>Discription- A very strong Makuhita<br>Languages: Makuhita, Human<br><br><span style='color:green'>Tommy/Human</span><br>Discription- A leader. Makes the plans.<br>Languages: Human
I got a question for Wally, too, then... How'd you get to Verdanturf so fast?!
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate." Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
Tommy Koopa wrote:Prof. Birch, Why don't you catch your own pokemon for protection?
"Don't be silly, I have lots of pok?mon but I keep them at my lab for research. My experiments are important, I can't just take a pok?mon whenever I want to go out, it would interrupt the entire experiment. Besides, battling wild pok?mon is scary..."
Silver wrote: I got a question for Wally, too, then... How'd you get to Verdanturf so fast?!
"My parents drove me, it's much faster than walking. There are cars in Hoenn you know, I'm sure you've seen one or two. And before you ask, there's garages and roads too. They're just, um, invisible."
Hey Brendan! Can you try to hit me in the head with a pokeball?
People are stupid. I am, you are, live with it.<br><br>Guy 1: *Sticks hand on your head* What's on your head?<br>Guy 2: What?<br>1: A brain sucker! *Makes sucking motion with hand*<br>1: What's it doing?<br>2: Sucking?<br>1: Starving!<br><br>If I lose it was practice. If I win it was the real deal.<br><br>School takes forever. It's a government project.<br><br>I have an idea! How about you go lick a monkeys BUTT and tell me what it tastes like... If you survive...<br><br><!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Monkeys!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='signature'><!--QuoteEEnd--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='signature'><!--QuoteEEnd--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='signature'><!--QuoteEEnd--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='signature'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Matrix Kirby wrote: Hey Brandon, Would you say Josiah was your worst battle ever, or have there been worse?
"Well, with Josiah we never actually got to the battle part... Um, let's see here... That guy with all the magikarps made for a pretty lame battle and the fisherman who had to go to the bathroom was kinda creepy as well. Although the worst was probably when... Ah, can't tell you that yet. You'll see it in the comic eventually."
LanceSwords wrote: Hey Brendan! Can you try to hit me in the head with a pokeball?
"Um, I guess so. Just sign this waver first." *Gets waver signed.* "Here goes." <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>*THWACK!*</span> "Wow... Good thing he signed the waver. Um, is there a doctor in the house?"
Hey May! Ummm....how many pokedollors do you have?
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