Martial Arts Madness

Post by **shauni** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 5:35 pm

"We gotta fight for our right to live!" sang Ukyo
"What are you doing??"
"I dont know, something told me to sing!!!!"
"Um...what are you doing?"

Ukyo was sat on said grunt s head
"Um, resting?"
"GET OFF!"
Ukyo is lanched of his head to her seat
"Hay! Stop that!"
"No!"
"YES!"
"NO"
"YES!"
"NO"
"YES!"
"NO"
"NO"
"YES!"
"HA! So you agree!"
"Yes!.....wait...."

Post by **Josiah** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 12:11 pm

((Yay, posts!))

*As Tizzy continued to sleep, the leader of the Rotten Eggs watched Ew Gross, master of the Fist of Bubblegum, facing off against a weird monkey man. Yes, everything was going according to plan. This time he wouldn't fail, this time he would show everyone, the contestants, Suspiciously Evil Inc., and the entire city his power. This time, he'd be able to open a door without smacking into it. Well, maybe not that last one...*

Post by **Silver** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 5:09 pm

"Fist of the Monkey special technique, Banana Split!" Guybrush dropped two banana peels on the ground, Ew Gross stepping on both of them and slipping.

"Hey! what was that for?!"

"I'm pounding your brains out, remember?"

"No..."

"Good, neither do I."

"Ok, so now I'll use my Bubblegum Balloon or something." The Rotten Egg blew a bubble with some of the gum still in his mouth and floated into the air.

"Fist of the Monkey... uh... Banana throw!" Guybrush threw a banana at the bubble and Ew fell to the ground.

"Cinamon Sting!" Ew stood up and pulled a piece of cinamon flavored gum out of his pocket. He took the gum out of the wrapper, but simply tossed it aside; he licked the wrapper and stuck it to Guybrush's forehead.

"AAAAAAH! IT BURNS!!! GETIFOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!" he screamed, taking a banana and smashing it in his own face. (Hey, have you ever tried putting a Big Red wrapper on your forehead? I don't recommend it.) He licked the banana off shortly, and threw the peel at Ew Gross's face.

"Stop throwing bananas at me!"

"NEVER!" Guybrush pulled a whole bunch of bananas out of nowhere and began throwing them at Ew.

"Fine!" Ew blew a huge bubble, which acted like a shield and stopped the bananas from going through.

"I bet you think you're all that, huh?"

"AND a bag of chips!"

"Well, I've got a Barrel of Monkeys!" Guybrush pulled out a little barrel and a chain of little plastic monkeys flew out, entangling Ew Gross and his bubbly shield (XD)

"Aw, CRAP! I'm all... STICKY..."

"And Stationary! A perfect target for banana throwing." And with that, Guybrush pegged more bananas at the Rotten Egg. Until he died... I mean, uh, fainted. Yeah, that's it *sweatdrop*

Post by **Simeon** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 8:10 pm

(( Bweh... I haven't been Ohjaz in WEEKS... Time to warm up... ))

Ohjaz glared at his two opponents. He could not hear a word they were saying.

"Well, I'll swallow you whole!" he blurted.

The two men traded confused glances. They looked at Ohjaz with a "Say What?" expression.

"Your mother is a turkey!"

The shocked looks on the men's faces quickly turned into rage... and they attacked simultaneously.

"NO one calls our mom a turkey!" They shouted together, "For we are--- !" They strike a ridiculous pose resembling the chicken dance, "THE CHIKEN TWINS! BAWWWK!"

Ohjaz had no idea what they just said, but their pose was laughable.

Looks of haughty triumph dissolved into anime sweatdrops of embarrassment as Ohjaz proceded to roll On the floor laughing his tail off...

Post by **Josiah** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:48 pm

((Just read the two new posts.

Now I feel like doing something wacky.))

"I'll fight first!" *Tizzy suddenly woke up and jumped to his feet, only to have them slip out from under him and send him flying into the peanut saleman. The man screamed as he, Tizzy, and a small avalance of roasted peanuts slid through the stands. Now, as fas as disasters go this was was rather mild. Maybe a 3 or 4 out of 10. Or it would have been, if someone hadn't decided to bring their pet elephant to the tournament. The gray beast quickly spotted the peanuts and charged towards them. The salesman was quickly trampled but Tizzy had better reflexs. He rolled away just in time and brought his hammer up into the elephant's ribs. For a moment it just stood there, unsure what had hit it. Then, noticing Tizzy, it grabbed him with its trunk, turned him upside down, and proceded to shake the peanuts out of his hair and clothes. From his new vantage point, Tizzy could finally see the arena down below.* "Well, so much for fighting first."

*Guybrush was off to the side near a mound of bannas with an arm sticking out the side. Meanwhile, Ohjaz was in the arena with two of the Rotten Eggs but instead of fighting he was rolling around on the ground. Fortunately, Shausse ran over to make the fight a bit more even.*

Post by **Stevenson** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:54 pm

((I was just wondering if it be to late to join this roleplay? I'll post my bio or whatever. Shame Silver already took Guybrush Threepwood.
Name: Lucky Wilbury
Appearance: Sunglasses, black suit, black tie, yeah.
Martial Art: Fist of the slot machine. It's all, like, random.
Weakness: Gambling problem. He's a gambling addict.
Personality: He's a gambling addict. What else is their? He enters the tournament to pay off his debt.))

Post by **shauni** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:40 am

((I think this RP is kinda dead...I wouldn't mind starting it up again though...but I'll leave that decision to everyone else.))

Post by **Simeon** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:34 am

(Chanting: BRING IT BACK! BRING IT BACK!)

(I really won't mind. 'Twould be fun to bring this zombie back to life. ^^)

Ohjaz quickly composed himself as Shausse ran up to him. She was curious as to why the old cat-man seemed to be enjoying himself...

(IT'S ALIVE! *crazed laughter*)

Post by **Stevenson** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 6:24 am

((Well, yes. I was kind of hoping that my post would somehow bring people back here, if they had like, subscribed to it or anything. Yeah....))

Post by **Josiah** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:29 pm

((I'd be happy to revive this. *Tries to remember exactly where we left off.* Well, I'll have to reread the last couple pages. Expect a post from me sometime later today or tomorrow.))

Post by **Josiah** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:18 pm

((Ok, plot recap. There's two divisions left in the tournament. They were supposed to be fighting each other but things were interrupted when the Rotten Eggs took over and challenged the competitors to a battle.

There are 12 Rotten Eggs and some grunts. Guybrush just beat the bubblegum guy and Ohjaz and Shausse are currently fighting the The Chicken Twins. Tizzy just woke up and is currently being shaken down by someone's pet elephant. Sith got knocked out by some Rotten Egg grunts who were then drowned by Yreka.

Tizzy needs to fight the Rotten Eggs leader eventually (it's part of his backstory). The leader can't seem to walk through doors without running into them.

Matches against the Rotten Eggs can be one on one, two on two, or tag team and they're fighting us and the other remaining division. If Murray wants to join he can be one of the fighters in that other division.

Well, I think that covers everything. If we want to restart I think Shauni and Simeon should work on their battle next.))

Post by **Stevenson** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:01 pm

((*cough* I believe that I previously stated in a board that you posted in, that the name's Stevenson. Not mad or anything, just pointing it out.))

Post by **Josiah** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:34 am

((Sorry, I tend to refer to people by their screen name, or at least part of their screen name.))

Post by **Celebifly** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 9:23 pm

(REVIVED!)

Yreka stood over Sith. "Waky waky." She smiled as the chaos was still going on. 

"....zzzzzzz...." Sith snored. 

"Oh Sith, you silly boy." Yreka shook her head as she leaned closer towards him and blew into his ear.

"HOLY COW!" Sith yelled as he jumped up awake.

"Glad to see you awake." Opal giggled.

"So what's going on?" Sith asked, rubbing his head.

"Oh, nothing new. Just some Rotton eggs attacking us. Yup, nothing a little pepsi can't fix." Yreka sighed, chugging a pepsi that appeared out of nowhere.

"Hmmm...just guys? Eh, maybe I'll skip this fight." He sighed.

Post by **Simeon** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:50 pm

Ohjaz signed quickly to Shausse with a feline smirk, Just like old times, Shausse-san.

"Just like old times." Shausse repeated with a smile of reminisence... and then the two took up fighting poses.

"Chicken Twins! Rooster and Crow Beakman! Twin Tar and Feather Attackku!"

Ohjaz flung a HUGE gong at the brothers, deflectign the attack while Shausse followed it with a direct calligraphy attack by deftly painting talismans all over the faces of both brothers.

"Rawrk?"

"Bllk?"

What did you do, Shausse-san?

"You'll see, Ohjaz-san.... let's just keep these two feather-dusters occupied just a bit longer..."