Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **Atma** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 5:06 pm

Fortunately, the rocks that block your way are actually clumps of dirt.

Post by **Josiah** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:15 am

Unfortunately, it's exceptionally smelly dirt.

Post by **Breaeden Swordwind** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:53 pm

Fortunately you have a clothspin

Post by **Atma** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 3:21 am

Unfortunately, the boulder from the cave is back and starts chasing you all over the place again.

(Cue Benny Hill music)

Post by **Breaeden Swordwind** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:14 pm

Fortunately the boulder is stopped at a bottleneck midway through the tunnel

Post by **Atma** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 1:02 am

Unfortunately, it chased you into an area with a gangly looking creature.

Post by **Breaeden Swordwind** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 1:06 am

Fortunately the gangly creature thinks your its son

Post by **Atma** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 1:38 am

Unfortunately, he wants to play a father/son game that involves a knife, a beer bottle, and your throat.

Post by **Josiah** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 12:20 pm

Fortunately, you convince him to play Boggle instead.

Post by **Stevenson** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:16 pm

Unfortunatley, the gangly creature is exceptionally good at boggle, and beats you by several points.

Post by **Atma** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 12:22 am

Fortunately, you kill it with a shotgun after tiring of it's company.

Post by **Josiah** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:23 pm

Unfortunately, you now have no one to play Boggle with.

Post by **Stevenson** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:27 pm

Fortunatley, you benefit from a multiple personality syndrome, which allows you to play boggle with yourself.

Post by **Atma** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:33 pm

Unfortunately, the boulder has managed to find a way inside and starts chasing you again.

Post by **Josiah** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:55 pm

Fortunately, in order the get inside, the boulder had to transform itself into a soft mound of foam.