Who would win in a fight?

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Re: Who would win in a fight?

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I'm pretty sure being a basketball player wouldn't help all that much when fighting an ogre.

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Well, Sheik is love, and Sheik is life, so I'm going with him.

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She-hulk, most definitely.

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The flock of cranes poop all over the crane, gunking up its joints so it breaks down.

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All the piano has to do is damage the saxophone's reed and it's inoperable. Well, until the reed is replaced.

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Probably the king since he's got that creepy stalker vibe already.

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The honors of course goes to the man over the rabbit, and he has a military rank to boot! Horatio Magellan Crunch gets the win.


A switch [a device used to turn things on or off] or a switch [a small stick used often for beatings]?
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The switch (stick) beats the switch (on-off thingy) until it is beaten.

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Blackbeard. Y'know, he has the whole devil fruit power negation thing, which would leave Kidd like one-armed and pretty useless.

A pole [a large thin cylinder] or a Pole [a person from Poland]?
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Well the pole (object) couldn't really do much without something wielding it, so the Pole (person) would win. Unless the Pole was a klutz and walked into the pole, knocking himself out.

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I read through Umineko, and witches won against things way more terrifying than wizards.

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You could get a good deal on the sail at the sale, and use it to sail to another sale. So I'm going with the sale.

Tigers or bears?
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Gonna have to go with tigers. They have stealth and all.

A bat [a flying mammal] or a bat [a wooden club]?
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Re: Who would win in a fight?

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If there's someone to swing the bat, the bat would bat the bat out of the air. But if there's no one to bat with the bat, the bat would lose to the bat.

A rock (physical object) or rock (the music genre)?
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