Stevenson vs. Matrix Kirby

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Stevenson vs. Matrix Kirby

Post by Stevenson »

Okay, I rolled a 2.
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Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
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I rolled a 6, but I'll let you go first.
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Always the gentleman.

"How can you beat someone with skills like mine?"
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Foment: (verb) To excite or arouse, i.e. 2014's Week of Randomness hopes to foment some activity on the forums.


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Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
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"Oh I'm sorry, I thought I was actually facing a professional."
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Re: Stevenson vs. Matrix Kirby

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I'll give Matrix Kirby the point on that one. It's plain, but successfully subverts the original insult.

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"If you keep waving your sword around like that, someone might finally take you seriously."
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"What can I say? Imitating you could only get me so far."

{{Also, are you...complimenting me? A daring move.}}
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Foment: (verb) To excite or arouse, i.e. 2014's Week of Randomness hopes to foment some activity on the forums.


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Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
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Not the greatest retort...but it works and the original insult was almost a compliment so Stevenson gets the point.

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"You're a greater fool than I thought to think you stand even the slightest chance!"
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Foment: (verb) To excite or arouse, i.e. 2014's Week of Randomness hopes to foment some activity on the forums.


Stevenson's Latin Phrase of the Week:

Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
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"You must be looking at a mirror, with a foolish stance like that."
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The mirror part isn't too bad, but I don't get the second part of the retort at all (what's his stance have to do with the insult?) and overall I don't think it hits back hard enough. Point to Stevenson!

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"I'm surprised your mother let you leave the house dressed like that."
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Foment: (verb) To excite or arouse, i.e. 2014's Week of Randomness hopes to foment some activity on the forums.


Stevenson's Latin Phrase of the Week:

Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
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That would be three days, I believe. May I declare my own victory?
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Foment: (verb) To excite or arouse, i.e. 2014's Week of Randomness hopes to foment some activity on the forums.


Stevenson's Latin Phrase of the Week:

Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
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Stevenson wins due to inactivity!
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Aaaand locked. MK, you can complain in the overall thread or Saying Hi or whatever.

((I don't expect to get a point for this post or anything, I'm just keeping it tidy))

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Stevenson's Vocabulary Word of the Week:

Foment: (verb) To excite or arouse, i.e. 2014's Week of Randomness hopes to foment some activity on the forums.


Stevenson's Latin Phrase of the Week:

Brutum Fulmen: (senseless thunderbolt) This phrase, coined by Pliny the elder, is used to refer to an empty threat.
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