Say Something Random!

[Josiah]

"I'm sure you'll be able to get into the great detectives society. They're really lowered their standards lately." (Cromswell, Touch Detective)

[PoisonWing14]

"Johnny, Johnny, sitting in a tree,
D-R-I-PP-I-N-G.
First goes your nerves, then goes your mind,
Then comes the Slender Man to stick you in a pine!"

- Random quote/altered nursery rhyme. Don't know who said it, or where I heard it.

[Josiah]

"Oops now, we sleep eternally, oh darn." (randomly generated quote, Theatrythm Final Fantasy)

[Zfrankthegamemasta]

"I'm Screwed"

- Me in about every video game I ever played.

[Doodleshark]

Mordin: "Thresher Maw getting close!"
Wrex: "Tell me something I don't know!"
Mordin: "Metal in truck an excellent iron supplement for Thresher Maw's diet!"
- Mass Effect 3

[PoisonWing14]

"So, you can also, you know, you can pick up a cigarette and you can put one in your mouth, then you pick up another cigarette and you put that one in your mouth, at the same time you pick up another cigarette and you got three cigarettes at once, but you decide you don't really want that, so you pick up your lighter and you light all three of them at once so you're like "Yeah, I'm getting down", so you can just say "F*** it" and you get all the cigarettes and they're going away and you gotta get them it out of your mouth before it goes away so you gotta put it down. You gotta put it down. You gotta put that cigarette out. You gotta get that one, Throw it, throw it, and throw it, and you are done and now you are the smoking master. You have achieved *dramatic pause* Cancer. YEAH!"

- AzuriteReaction, Procrastination Simulator.

[Doodleshark]

"Okay, listen up. We're on a top secret mission to get coffee and donuts. Problem is, the Germans drank all the coffee and ate all the donuts, so now we gotta go kick their asses." Cpl. Dixon, Call of Duty 3

[Josiah]

"There have been worse dinners. The meal scene from Alien comes to mind." (Castle)

[Neo Zanther]

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am officer."

[Josiah]

"TOGA! TOGA!" (Bluto, Animal House)

[Silver]

"Why did you decide to become a Lit major?!" -Krenich, conducting an interview for an assignment
"Because Shakespeare is easier than Neurophysics and I'm lazy." -Silver

[Neo Zanther]

So you are saying you hate Neurophysics Silver? Are you a Neurophysics hater? How dare you hate Neurophysics!

[Josiah]

Nero has nothing to do with physics you fool!

[Neo Zanther]

Mr. T pitties Nero for having nothing to do with Physics.

[Josiah]

"An apple a day will make you really sick of apples."