Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:31 pm

Unfortunately, another side effect of your cough gone is a very bad case of the chicken pox.

Post by **Josiah** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:33 pm

Fortunately, they just invented a miracle instant chicken pox curing drug.

Post by **Metalheadz** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:45 pm

Unfortunately, it has another side effect of giving you smallpox.

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Mon Feb 27, 2012 4:42 pm

Fortunately, you've had the smallpox and now are immune to it.

Post by **Josiah** » Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:51 am

Unfortunately, while you were buying the drug, someone stole your car.

Post by **Blastotoise** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:48 pm

Fortunately, it has On Star, so you can find it.

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:10 am

Unfortunately, it's being guarded by a bunch of heavily armed thugs.

Post by **Blastotoise** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:11 am

Fortunately, you have the sword of anti-thuggery

Post by **Metalheadz** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 4:43 pm

Unfortunately, it classifies you as a thug.

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 6:51 pm

Fortunately, it has a manual override switch.

Post by **Doodleshark** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 7:54 pm

Unfortunately, after you activate the override, one of the thugs kicks you into the sun.

Post by **Saber Knight** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:16 am

Fortunately, you're wearing sunscreen.

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 11:29 am

Unfortunately, you still get a very nasty sunburn.

Post by **Josiah** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 2:04 pm

Fortunately, you've got some lotion for that.

Post by **Silver** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 11:36 pm

Unfortunately, it's past its expiration date.

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