Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Want to play a weird little forum game? Enjoy!

Moderators: Silver, shauni

Post Reply
User avatar
Pikachu127
Random Trainer
Posts: 1811
Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:19 pm
Location: aaaargh

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by Pikachu127 »

Fortunately, they suddenly drop DEAD from adrenaline.
User avatar
Doodleshark
Pokémon Master
Posts: 5744
Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 4:34 pm
Location: Ottawa, Soviet Canuckistan

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by Doodleshark »

Unfortunately, you are pregnant. With octuplets.
ImageImageImage
ImageImageImage
User avatar
PoisonWing14
Shiny Shedinja
Posts: 5234
Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:15 pm
Location: Here, or a place other then There.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by PoisonWing14 »

Fortunately, the babies are kangaroos, which are tiny at birth.
~ Quotes n' Stuff ~
"I have to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"
- Gordon Freeman, "Freeman's Mind" - Episode 29
"Remember: Not only does crime not pay, but you don't get a health plan, either."
- Nick Brick, Lego Island

ImageImageImage
ImageImageImage
User avatar
Neo Zanther
Pokémon Champion
Posts: 8127
Joined: Mon Sep 20, 2004 11:40 am
Location: Deep in the Dark forest of D-Edge

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by Neo Zanther »

Unfortunately, they are mutant alien kangaroo babies implanted in you by the government.
Image
Image
User avatar
Metalheadz
Pokémon Master
Posts: 6799
Joined: Sat May 30, 2009 10:11 am
Location: In your closet

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by Metalheadz »

Fortunately, the Doctor takes you to his secret hideout and gives you an antidote which will temporarily disable the M-Gene ailments spreading throughout your body.
1 John 3:1 See what kind of love the Father has given to us, that we should be called children of God; and so we are. The reason why the world does not know us is that it did not know him.

Trophy Case:
Image Image Image Image Image
User avatar
Silver
Shiny Pidgeot King
Posts: 18079
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:25 pm
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
Contact:

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by Silver »

Unfortunately, that means you're pregnant on the TARDIS so your babies might have three heads or a time head or something.
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
Image
User avatar
Metalheadz
Pokémon Master
Posts: 6799
Joined: Sat May 30, 2009 10:11 am
Location: In your closet

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by Metalheadz »

Fortunately, the TARDIS still brings you back in time, so you merely escape the DOOM of the planet.
1 John 3:1 See what kind of love the Father has given to us, that we should be called children of God; and so we are. The reason why the world does not know us is that it did not know him.

Trophy Case:
Image Image Image Image Image
User avatar
Neo Zanther
Pokémon Champion
Posts: 8127
Joined: Mon Sep 20, 2004 11:40 am
Location: Deep in the Dark forest of D-Edge

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by Neo Zanther »

Unfortunately, you now have no planet and the remaining government seems to be planing something...
Image
Image
User avatar
Josiah
Mew
Posts: 25726
Joined: Sun Jun 06, 2004 10:57 pm
Location: Hawaii
Contact:

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by Josiah »

Fortunately, none of that matters because you suddenly see the love of your life walk by.
Image

My signature site. Because ripping off Silver's ideas is fun.
User avatar
Blivsey
Blaziken
Posts: 325
Joined: Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:56 am
Location: Iowa
Contact:

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by Blivsey »

Unfortunately, they're the love of my life, not yours~
Image
User avatar
Metalheadz
Pokémon Master
Posts: 6799
Joined: Sat May 30, 2009 10:11 am
Location: In your closet

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by Metalheadz »

Fortunately, she dumps him because you were the better magnet to her heart.
1 John 3:1 See what kind of love the Father has given to us, that we should be called children of God; and so we are. The reason why the world does not know us is that it did not know him.

Trophy Case:
Image Image Image Image Image
User avatar
Silver
Shiny Pidgeot King
Posts: 18079
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:25 pm
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
Contact:

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by Silver »

Unfortunately, she meant that literally and you're now magnetically linked together.
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
Image
User avatar
Doodleshark
Pokémon Master
Posts: 5744
Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 4:34 pm
Location: Ottawa, Soviet Canuckistan

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by Doodleshark »

Image

Fortunately, because nobody knows how ****ing magnets work in the first place, you and your love are freed by the power of science.
ImageImageImage
ImageImageImage
User avatar
Metalheadz
Pokémon Master
Posts: 6799
Joined: Sat May 30, 2009 10:11 am
Location: In your closet

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by Metalheadz »

Unfortunately, love is more powerful than science and you're still linked with her.
1 John 3:1 See what kind of love the Father has given to us, that we should be called children of God; and so we are. The reason why the world does not know us is that it did not know him.

Trophy Case:
Image Image Image Image Image
User avatar
Josiah
Mew
Posts: 25726
Joined: Sun Jun 06, 2004 10:57 pm
Location: Hawaii
Contact:

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by Josiah »

Fortunately,
you are only linked figuratively.
Image

My signature site. Because ripping off Silver's ideas is fun.
Post Reply