NPC Talk

[Blivsey]

A fun little game I played with my friends recently, now in forum form. Basically, you gotta talk like a non-playable character (i.e. the random people strewn about Generic Adventure Village in RPGs). This can be anything from control and interface information to random tidbits about the locale, or even asking for help (a quest). Or, you know, you can just relate random personal hijinks you were up to.

Ex.:
Hey, you know how the START button opens the menu?
Well, I keep hitting it at the wrong time.
Don't get me wrong, the START menu is a great thing. You can check you inventory, stats, and even change how things work...
But the START menu pauses time! It keeps throwing me off!

[grassaquilUV]

I'm in!

Ok, let's see... Science is staggering!

[Doodleshark]

*Walks into store.*
"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel."
Cool!

*Walks into another store.*
"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel."
Uh... okay then.

*Walks into third store.*
"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel."

[Heburn]

Hi there! Did you know that walking while holding the B button makes you run. Holding that button down saves you hours!

[Pikachu127]

Hey Mario! Did you know that when you press the A button, you jump sky high?
(Player selects no)
What?! You're pulling my leg!