Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[grassaquilUV]

Unfortunately, you have to work community service to pay off the remaining part of the fine your clothes would have paid off.

[Josiah]

Fortunately, seeing as your clothes are only worth about 50 cents, you get your community service done pretty quickly.

[grassaquilUV]

Unfortunately, the judge, showing his intolerance to improper fashion, moved the decimal place 5 spaces back to make the clothes worth 5000 dollars, and made you serve more community service hours.

[Doodleshark]

Fortunately, the judge is sacked for manipulating the trial, and you receive $3,000 compensation.

[grassaquilUV]

Unfortunately, that still leaves $2000 of community hours for you to do

[Metalheadz]

Fortunately, you win the lottery.

[Silver]

Unfortunately, you were put under suspicion of cheating because you've won the lottery more times than any human being should statistically be able to.

[grassaquilUV]

Fortunately, You prove, with the world's largest tree diagram and prove therotically it is possible to win all those times.

[Metalheadz]

Unfortunately, an unanimous decision is made that the diagram is just plain dumb.

[grassaquilUV]

Fortunately, even though they think the diagram is dumb, they let keep the money with no penalty.

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, the person they let keep the money isn't you, it's your old enemy the white mage.

[grassaquilUV]

Fortunately, he just died of a sudden heart attack, and everyone agress that you will get the money.

[PoisonWing14]

Unfortunately, the white mage's ghost will now haunt you in your sleep.

[Metalheadz]

Fortunately, you ask a psychic to make him to go away.

[PoisonWing14]

Unfortunately, the psychic can't make the ghost go away since psychics don't do that.