The Vending Machine Game

[Metalheadz]

A snake?! Who gave me this snake as a class pet?! *throws it out the window*

*inserts a meter stick*

[Dark Gentleman]

How'd you know my class also needed a meter stick? You get an apple.

*inserts attendance sheet*

[Salkium]

You Get: Kids that are late from lunch.


*Inserts: A lunch box with white stars and a big yellow moon*

[Dark Gentleman]

Please put your lunch box into your locker if you're done using it. You get a hall pass.

*inserts a piece of chalk*

[Salkium]

You Get: Who draw on the chalkboard? If someone did, please say something or the whole class will be in trouble.



*Inserts: A desk*

[Zoras]

you get a desk clerk.

*inserts a namu*

[Salkium]

You Get: A timeout because you need to speak proper language


*Inserts: A rose*

[Zoras]

(obviously no one gets the Soul Calibur reference)

you get Tuxedo Mask!

*inserts Captain America's shield*

[Salkium]

You Get: A toy in my desk and you will get it when school is done.


*Inserts: A Film for the class to see*

[Zoras]

you get: a half asleep class

*inserts dressing from thanksgiving*

[Salkium]

You Get:

A chicken that smells like like pepper
It's getting cold out here for a sweater
I'll leave this room
To watch the roses bloom
As the bread will go good with the butter

*Inserts:

A cow that will go moo
When the table goes through
As the hands go there
I'll always be here
But what about that cow too?*

[PoisonWing14]

*pulls out glass of non-existant milk, looks puzzled, pretends to kick machine and jumps around as if I got hurt.*


*Struggles to pick up non-existant T.V. and drops it into vending machine.*

[Salkium]

You Get:

A teacher that turns it off for the kids
Even when they complain to their friends
Giving each other invisible rope
My love will never care but hope
As hands move across the picture frames

*Inserts: A Mime*

[PoisonWing14]

You get: A box!...an invisible one!


*inserts: Strawberries*

[Dark Gentleman]

You get strawberry shortcake (the delicious food, not the annoying cartoon).

*inserts a trailer*