Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[Metalheadz]

Unfortunately, North Korea begins testing their missiles on Hawaii

[Pikachu127]

Fortunately, since the missiles aren't that good, the just fall onto Japan. (This would technically be a good thing as well, as everybody gets mad at NK and they beat the crap out of it.)

[Metalheadz]

(Shut up, dude. >_<)

Also fortunately, Silver bans the missiles before they hit.

[Pikachu127]

Unfortunately, Air Zombies, led by your pancreas, set off to conquer the world.

[Metalheadz]

Fortunately, shauni bans them.

[Pikachu127]

Unfortunately, they conquer the rest of the world.

((And why did you ask me to shut up?!))

[Metalheadz]

(You have no idea what you mean just saying in that other post.)

Fortunately, Chuck Norris emerges and fights the zombies.

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, Chuck Norris is defeated by the zombified Vincent Price and Micheal Jackson, who then proceed to take over the world with their zombie horde.

[Pikachu127]

Fortunately, the universe explodes.

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, now that the universe has exploded, nothing exists, has existed or ever will exist.

[Metalheadz]

Fortunately, Chuck Norris is able to reverse the explosion

[Pikachu127]

Unfortunately, it's too much for him, and he dies.

[Salkium]

Unfortunately there is a clone of him and he comes back to see what happens.

[Doodleshark]

Fortunately, your life returns to normal, and you win a free flatscreen TV in a raffle.

[Winters Rage]

Unfortunately, the TV blows up for cheap manufacturing.