Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[Pikachu127]

(Lurk?)

Fortunately, they're not in their eat-mankind stage, and the full moon is 30 days away.

[Eclectric]

Unfortunately, they start fighting, and you have no where to escape from it due to the small size of the capsule.

[Pikachu127]

Fortunately, the fighting stops. Plus, the door opens!

[Metalheadz]

Unfortunately, the Stay Puft Marshmallow man is behind the door

[Eclectric]

Fortunately, he's sucked into the depths of space since the capsule is in outer space.

[Neo Zanther]

Unfortunately, so is everyone else inside the capsule.

[Eclectric]

Fortunately, you happen upon the galaxy's only Random Gas Station in Space, which provides free breathable air.

[Neo Zanther]

Unfortunately, the Stay Puft Marshmallow man took up all the air.

[Pikachu127]

Fortunately, he spontaneously combusts, and all the air that he took was magically compensated for.

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, you get sucked into a black hole which causes time to reset to when your were Your Pancreas's prisoner (back before the loss of your legs and before any other body parts become sentient). This would almost be good...except for the whole prisoner thing.

[Eclectric]

Fortunately, now you can know how certain actions will turn out and you can craft a different timeline for yourself.

[Pikachu127]

Unfortunately, you suddenly find yourself stuck in the Pebble Version forums.

[Metalheadz]

Fortunately, Saber knows the way out.

[Pikachu127]

Unfortunately, Pikachu127 screws everything up, and you're now hopelessly lost. ((I'm an antagonist. ))

[Metalheadz]

Fortunately, Silver's Pigeot flies down and knocks Pikachu unconcious.