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To kill the wine taster she swallowed a poisoner.
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To annoy the poisoner she swallowed a...Snake-oil salesmen! Yeah, lets go with that!
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To make the Snake-oil salesman, she swallowed a match to burn up the oil.
(now THAT'S heartburn XD)
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To put out the match, she swallowed...a...vacuum...you know..cause fire needs air to keep burning...
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To clog the vacuum she swallowed a dust bunny.
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To sweep up the dust bunny, she swallowed a broom.
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to use the broom she hired a maid...
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To assist the maid she swallowed a butler.
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To incriminate the butler, she swallowed a murder mystery.
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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To solve the murder-mystery, she swallowed Sherlock Holmes.
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To confound confound Holmes she swallowed a paradox.
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To solve the paradox, she swallowed The Doctor.
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To make the Doctor Angry, she swallowed a Dalek.
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To confound the Dalek, she swallowed a flight of stairs.
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To dismantle the stairs she swallowed a carpenter.
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