Captain Smirk's Training Center: 10 Pieces of Eight

[Josiah]

Ok. You can choose if you want to insult first or second.

[Winters Rage]

"Who taught you how to sword fight like that, a banana‽‽‽"

[Josiah]

"Are bananas all you think about? You not only look like a monkey, you act like one too."

Point to Smirk!

Smirk - 1
NG - 0

"You swing that sword like a mop!"

[Winters Rage]

Hmm tough one...
"It's better than your feather-duster of a 'weapon'!".

[Josiah]

Hmm... That's hard to call. If this was a real match, I'd get a second opinion but, since it's training, I'll give it to you, just barely.

Smirk - 1
NG - 1

[Winters Rage]

Sweet :D
"You call that sword fighting? I've seen better from monkeys!"

[Josiah]

"It's hard to fight when your opponent can't even draw his sword."

Point to Smirk!

Smirk - 2
NG - 1

"My sword has laid entire cities to waste!"

[Winters Rage]

"Most likely from laughter!"

[Josiah]

Point to NG!

Smirk - 2
NG - 2

[Winters Rage]

(Really? I didn't think that would be good enough )

"You call that sword fighting? It's worse than mine!"

[Josiah]

"Sword fighting? Why would I be doing that? The way this is going, you'll stab yourself soon enough and save me the trouble."

Point to Smirk!

Smirk - 3
NG - 2

"You, the student, can't hope to defeat a master!"

[Winters Rage]

"Excuse me, but is seem as if I am teaching you."

[Josiah]

I'll give you that, but I was tempted not to cause of the grammar errors, so be careful.

Point to NG!

Smirk - 3
NG - 3

"I could ductape a sword to a tree and it would still put up a better fight than you!"

[Winters Rage]

(I was debating on weather to change the wording, but I figured it would be fine >>)
"Hey, even if a tree is better than you, this is a man vs. MAN fight."

[Josiah]

Doesn't quite work, sorry.

Point to Smirk!

Smirk - 4
NG - 3

"No matter how much I train you, you'll never become a skilled fighter!"