If I Were...Then I...

[Josiah]

I wouldn't do very well in the Week of Randomness, not that it matters.

If I actually cared enough to think up a real situation...

[Winters Rage]

then I would lose the Week of Randomness, not that that interests me very much.

If I were to drink paint...

[AuraKnight67]

Then i'd die, and the Wobbas could not get me...hmm... *Goes to buy paint*

If I were a newscaster, reporting about the Wobba invasion, then I...

[Winters Rage]

would be on tv! :D

If I were a Wobba...

[AuraKnight67]

you'ld probably be in a pokeball right now.

If my wobba joined King Wobba...

[Winters Rage]

you'd be dead :P

if I were a human then...

[Eclectric]

then I'd be like everyone else.

If I were immortal...

[Winters Rage]

The you wouldn't die with the world like the rest of us are!!! AHHH!!!

If I were also immortal...

[Eclectric]

I would sword fight with other immortals and decapitate them. *Highlander reference*

If I were a boss in an RPG...

[Winters Rage]

You'd be killed a whole bunch of times.

If I were addicted to candy/sugar... ('L' reference)

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

BFC would say that he would not change at all, as he is already addicted to this candy, but he just does not care at all.

He would also say "If I were a pokemon, then I would be...." but he does not care, and he never will.

[Winters Rage]

then nobody would be able to under NG, not that he cares.

If NG were to explode suddenly....

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

BFC would say that he would have a chance at random week, but he finds no reason to.

(NG, that was not serious. The answer was supposed to be what type of Pokemon you would be. And that answer made no sense.)

He also finds no reason to say "If I was the only one who could save the planet...." because typing large amounts of letters simply to form sentences that structure a thought is a waste.

[Winters Rage]

((No BFC, it goes 'If I were...' you can't add the word 'then' because that is for the next person ))
NG would like to say 'then NG'd be a hero.' Be Ng simply has no desire to type it up and form a sentence about it then hit the Submit button sending it over a very long fiber-optic cable to the internet then up onto these forums for people to read.

If NG didn't know alot about internet....

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

BFC would say "He wouldn't be on here." but he doesn't think that typing up all these letters just so that he can get points so he can win a contest so he can get a title would be worth the effort.

He thinks the same about saying "If I were a silly person...."