Captain Smirk's Training Center: 10 Pieces of Eight

[Siranae]

One problem: Unlike your former opponents, I'm not a toddler.

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

I call next!

[Josiah]

Not sure how I missed replying to Sira's last post... So, let's get that out of the way.

It's simple, turns the original insult around, and works well. The "one problem" bit isn't really needed but it doesn't really hurt either.

And that concludes Sira's training. So, BFC, what type of training do you want?

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

1-on-1, please

[Josiah]

Ok, go ahead and post your first insult.

[Winters Rage]

I would like 1-on-1 as soon as you are opened please.

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

You think your so great? you got nothing on me. compared to me your just a little bee.

[Josiah]

"What? You've never heard the saying, 'dance like a butterfly, sting like a bee'?"

(Go ahead and insult again.)

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

No, I haven't. but that's just because while you were quoting sayings I was cutting you up.

[Josiah]

If you can't even tell the difference between a retort and an insult, you're utterly hopeless.

((Keep in mind, you're insulting every time you post. I'm the one making the retorts. So there's no point in trying to counter what I say.))

[Metalheadz]

I'd like to train here. (however it works)

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

(oh, right.) You think your so great? Well you'll see, just how great a beginner can be.

[Josiah]

((WS, you can read the first post to find out how it works. As for training, only one person can train at a time. BFC is going right now, and NG already called next, but you can be after him if you want.))

"No matter how good the beginner, they can never beat a master."

(That's 3. You've got two more rounds of insults to go.)

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

I'm a young blood while your an old fart, and while I still have energy, you've stopped your heart.

[Josiah]

Is your swordplay so pathetic that you're trying to kill me with bad rhymes?

(One more insult to go.)