Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:49 am

Unfortunately, PETA isn't happy that you (sorta) caused the death of a very rare cat.

Post by **Eclectric** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:22 am

Fortunately, no one cares about what PETA has to say because they're all yuppies and communists.

Post by **Winters Rage** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:04 pm

Unfortunately, they dislike your statement and burn you at the stake.

Post by **Eclectric** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:08 am

Fortunately, they also burn themselves because they can't tell the difference between a good idea and a bad idea.

Post by **Winters Rage** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:54 am

Unfortunately, They had just gone swimming so they don't burn very well.

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:19 am

Fortunately, you're wearing your fireproof underwear.

Post by **Winters Rage** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:54 pm

Unfortunately, you only wore fireproof UNDERWEAR, so the rest of your body is burnt.

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 7:58 pm

Fortunately, it was full body underwear, so you're mostly ok.

Post by **Eclectric** » Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:07 am

Unfortunately you got so scared that you experienced flatulence and made the fire worse.

Post by **Winters Rage** » Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:54 pm

((Oh, fine, I willn't be Unfortunately today

))
Fortunately, flatulence aren't extremely flammable, so they didn't really do much.

Post by **Josiah** » Sun Nov 22, 2009 2:49 pm

Unfortunately, after escaping, lots of people call the police to report a suspicious person wondering around in slightly singed underwear.

Post by **Winters Rage** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:24 am

Fortunately, that doesn't make sense since you never escaped in the first place.

Post by **Doodleshark** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:23 pm

Unfortunately, since you never escaped you are now slowly dying of smoke inhalation.

Post by **Siranae** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:33 pm

Fortunately, a rain storm suddenly appears and douses the flames.

Post by **Dark Gentleman** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:23 pm

Unfortunately, its an acid rain storm.

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