If I Were...Then I...

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I'd probably make a Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged reference.

If I were here to kick *** and drink cups of tea (and I'm all out of tea)...
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Then I'd offer you a cup of mine^^ It's Lady Grey tea^^

((No seriously, I'm drinking that now^^))

If I were to draw a smexy picture of a bunny girl...
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then I would look at it.

If I were purple...
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Then I would say "AWESOME!"

If I were to have wings../
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You could fly.

If I were to post more art on the forums...
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I will look and laugh


If I were to die with my friends..
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Time will tell, as things come
Come to it all, will never end
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You will never know what my pain is untill its too late. Never for my heart to fall in pieces as with the blood that drips.


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You wouldn't be alone to whatever the after life holds for you.

If I were to punch a kangaroo in the face...
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...Then you would be kicked back.

If I were to actually post...
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Than I would try to do it with a smile on my face...


If I were to go out for a swim in a pool of acid...
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then I'd be swimming in lemonade. (I wouldn't swim in a corrosive acid)

If I were to live in a world that was just like a MMORPG...
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I'd have to collect 100 rat tails and spend days running around killing monsters in order to get enough money to buy a crappy set of clothes.

If I were an elephant...
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I wouldn't be posting.

If I were a zombie ninja pirate...
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then I would have all the slowness of a zombie, the unbathingness of a pirate and pretty much everything from my ninja multiclass is canceled by the other two.

If I would take over the world...
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I would make it perfect in my eyes.

If I were a flamingo...
If you smell something burning, it's my heart.
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The AuraKnight67 would be put in someone's garden.

If AuraKnight67 were a computer...
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