Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[Eclectric]

Unfortunately, your remote doesn't have number buttons, it only has channel up and channel down buttons.

[*^_^*kako]

Fortunately all you have to do is press the up key onece and your there.

[Metalheadz]

Unfortunately, you now encounter a horde of zombies, and Chuck Norris is the leader

[Josiah]

Fortunately, you just change the channel, walk to the exit, and return to the real world, leaving all of those TV characters back where they belong.

[Metalheadz]

Unfortunately, they follow you through the exit and now they roam reality.

[Eclectric]

Fortunately, due to the laws of nature that exist outside of television, all the zombies die.

[Metalheadz]

Unfortunately, your TV breaks

[Doodleshark]

Fortunately, you win a brand new 40-inch screen LCD television in a raffle.

[Metalheadz]

Unfortunately, you were conned and it doesn't work

[Doodleshark]

Fortunately, though it does not work in the sense that it will not do your job for you, it does perform its desired function of displaying television programming.

[Eclectric]

Unfortunately, there's nothing good airing on any channel.

[Josiah]

Fortunately, you were getting pretty tired of TV anyway.

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, you are randomly kidnapped by Your Pancreas.

[Eclectric]

Fortunately, your Pancreas is still inside your body and unable to control you, so you don't notice it's kidnapped you.

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, Your Pancreas then proceeds to burst out of your chest just like in Alien.