Say Something Random!

[PoikSpirit]

"If a band member can't keep time, give him two sticks and send him to the back of the band. If he still can't keep time, take one away and send him to the front." -Mr. Lloyd, band teacher and conductor.

[Silver]

"Now, we all know Mercutio was the best character in Romeo and Juliet. However, this is not Romeo and Juliet, so please don't leave." -Romeo (after Mercutio's death, Dumont HS's Romeo and Juliet Parody)

[Josiah]

"A coward dies a thousand deaths but a hero only one. Unless you're playing video games in which case the hero dies a lot too." (Max, Sam & Max Season 1)

[Atma]

"When King Lear dies in Act V, do you know what Shakespeare has written? He's written "He dies." That's all, nothing more. No fanfare, no metaphor, no brilliant final words. The culmination of the most influential work of dramatic literature is "He dies." It takes Shakespeare, a genius, to come up with "He dies." And yet every time I read those two words, I find myself overwhelmed with dysphoria. And I know it's only natural to be sad, but not because of the words "He dies." but because of the life we saw prior to the words." ~ Mr.Magorium

[auragongal]

MELON!
Eh?
That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
Braixlord and I talking about BLEACH, Naruto and Zelda.

[Doodleshark]

"Look on the bright side; even if you guys die, I'll still be really handsome!" - Francis, Left 4 Dead

[Atma]

Randal: Those rides are put together by junkies and alcholics.
Dante: No they're not.
Alcoholic: Do you guys sell Elmer's Glue and thumbtacks? We're trying to put together a Tilt-A-Whirl.
Junkie: Do you guys sell black tar heroin?
Dante: No, and no.
Alcoholic: Well, rubber bands it is.

[Doodleshark]

Bill: "We've been immune so far but, well, if I start to turn... promise you'll shoot me."
Francis: "What if just your beard starts to turn? Can I shoot that, too?"
- Left 4 Dead

[Siranae]

"We have an agreement with the bank:

They don't sell pastrami sandwiches,

We don't cash checks."

- Sign in a kosher restaurant

[Saber Knight]

"I EAT YOUR SOUL." -me
"whose?" -my friend
"EVERYONE'S!
It's a soul buffet!"
"but it's reversed, and your soul is eaten twice!"
"Ooh, but how can I eat my own soul? I need to have a soul to eat one. It's the law of conservation of souls."

~me and my friend talking on a forum

[auragongal]

The only thing going through the mind of the bowl of petunias however was "Oh no, not again". If we knew why the bowl of petunias thought that then we'd have a greater understanding of life and the universe.
~Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[PoikSpirit]

(I know why.)

"She can't be cremated and dead!" -Friend at lunch

[Josiah]

"Welcome to Ms. Superficial's Workshop, where profound truth perishes and deep thoughts die." (a shopkeeper, FF Crystal Chronicles Ring of Fates)

[Doodleshark]

Francis: "I hate elevators."
Bill: "Francis, is there anything you don't hate?"
Friend who's playing as Francis: "I love boobs!"
Me: *Laughter.*

- Me and a friend on Left 4 Dead.

[auragongal]

You know what would be weird, if Kenpachi from Bleach came into the world of the living and disguised him self as a gym teacher.
~me talking to Braixlord at lunch today.