Vending Machine Fight!

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

Cyndaquil and Zapdos keep swapping and attacking.

[Phonox]

*Sneaks behind BFC and stuffs a burger in his mouth, which will eventually lead to death by heart disease.*

[Josiah]

*Stuffs Phonox in a file cabinet ful of files.*

[Phonox]

*Uses Yok, which could be anything, to escape from the file cabinet. Then uses the wet rag to whip Josiah*

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

Eats burger, continues to attack

[Phonox]

"Forces everyone to read el libro, "Don Quixote" in spanish."

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

I put my tortilla (Could be any size) on Saturn's rings, allowing the tortilla to float. I then have Cyndaquil use flamethrower for propulsion, and I have created a flying vehicle! I then proceed to ram people with it.

[Josiah]

*Dumps a worm and some sand down Phonox's pants then gives him a paper cut while he's distracted.*

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

While on rocket car, I have Zapdos use Thunder bolt when I pull his wing, and I attach him to the front of the rocket car. Now, I can steer better AND zap people.

*Zaps Josiah*

[Josiah]

*Stuffs BFC full of lotsa zinc until he gets zinc poisoning.*

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

Rams Josiah

[Siranae]

*Hits BFC on the head with a log*

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

Hits Sira using booster.

[Josiah]

*Has Paper Mario use Multi-Bounce on BFC's head.*

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

He gets burned. Fire.