The Big(?) Issues Thread

[Siranae]

Oops, sorry for the misconception. When I said I now knew where Japan's nickname came from, I was referencing to the "origin of the sun" thing.

[Josiah]

And it's time for the new the issue of the...er, whatever length of time we feel like discussing it. Does cheese really have a power we can behold, or is it just hype? What is the true power of cheese?

[Cheezdude]

Cheese is cheese. Eat it. Love it. Live it. Err, scratch that last one.

[PoikSpirit]

Cheese is plotting the end of the world. The end of all things. Cheese uses it's super hypnosis powers to wipe the minds of all those who know, or else change their stories so that no one believes them. They are behind Area 51! The Alien was made of cheese and so is the moon! They just make the truth sound so incredible that no one believes it even though it's right under their noses!
Oh no. They've come for me! Augh! They've got their mind control devices, run while you still-

What was I talking about? The power of cheese? Deliciousness, that is all.

[Cheezdude]

Cheez is plotting the end of the world. The end of all things. Cheesz uses it's super hypnosis powers to wipe the minds of all those who know, or else change their stories so that no one believes them. They are behind Area 51! The Alien was made of cheese and so is the moon! They just make the truth sound so incredible that no one believes it even though it's right under their noses!
Oh no. They've come for me! Augh! They've got their mind control devices, run while you still-

What was I talking about? The power of cheez? Deliciousness, that is all.

Fixed.

[Josiah]

Oh no! Cheez is being controlled by the cheese! We have to... Meh, come to think of it, he's always like that so I guess we don't need to bother.

[Giga-Gar]

The real power of cheese...is chedder. Lovely, sharp chedder cheese. It's always calling, wanting you to eat it untill there is no more left. You go to the supermarket and get more, but by the time you get home, the chedder is already gone. It's an addiction.

Must...have...chedder!

[PoikSpirit]

Actually, I'm not a big fan of cheddar plain... My favorite is Mozzarella just because it's our pizza cheese. For almost everything else, Provolone, and alone or with crackers, Monterey Jack. The trifecta.

[Astral Omega]

Cheese, while powerful, is not the real force to be focussed on.

Cheese has accomplices that hide in the shadows, and when combined with the power of cheese create a-.. well lets jsut say the power is incredible int he truest meaning of the word- "so amazing that it appears to lose credibility."

Some of Chees's accomplices: Toast and Crackers. *shudder* Beware, brave souls.

Also; Brie. 'Nuff said. *mouth watering*

[Josiah]

How can all of you failr to mention the utter awesomeness of swiss?

[NabMaster]

Keep watch only for the cheese and you'll be beaten by the mice! Swiss is good stuff, the powers of Brie don't affect me nearly so much.

[Stevenson]

That was pretty sharp, Nab.

[NabMaster]

Thanks, it's a play off the saying "Keep watch only for the giants and you'll be eaten by the ants," it's one of my favourites.

[Josiah]

And it's once again time for a new topic. Who are "the powers that be"? Why do the be? What do they accomplish by be-ing? Do they ever do anytihng else?

[PoikSpirit]

I'm afraid to answer this because "they" will remove it in no time. So guys, some speculation? Who are the "They" in "They say that..." and all those things. Who is this "they" who runs our lives?
I thought we answered this in the last topic? Cheese controls all!