Say Something Random!

[Saber Knight]

Ozy and Millie is great.

“I think there are really three kinds of people. ‘Glass is half full’ sorts of people, ‘Glass is half empty’ sorts of people, and people who will spit into the glass until that’s fixed.” ~ Millie, Ozy and Millie

“They say dreams are your subconscious trying to tell you something, but I think yours might be trying to distract you while it robs a bank.” ~ Ozy, Ozy and Millie

“What does not kill me makes me stranger.” ~ Llewynn, Ozy and Millie

[Josiah]

Black Star: "I am the most conceited person in the world!"
Me: "Well, at least he's honest about it."
(reading Soul Eater)

[Doodleshark]

"One of the first things Jonah Sterling did after he went crazy was to take my prized sin'dorei scrying crystal and feed it to the bane of my existence, 'Scoodles' the orca."

"..."

"No, I didn't name the damned thing!" - NPC in World of Warcraft

[auragongal]

VHEADBUTT!
There was a Digimon sprite comic?
Unfortunately, yes.

[Astral Omega]

*Brother one is playing SSBB, the Subspace Emmisary*
*Snake pops out of box, then says something*
Brother 2: What was that?
Me: *shrug*
Brother 1: What did he say?
Brother 2: I think is was something like "Twin humpy" or something...
Brother 1 and Me: WTF!?
Me: *laughs so unbelievably hard* *posts*

-- true story, and I believe he was serious.

[Doodleshark]

"Ray! If someone asks you if you are a god, you say yes!" -Ghostbusters

[Astral Omega]

"You're nuts!"
"No, I'm condiments; I've been promoted."

H.M Murdock fromt he A-Team^^

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

Saber is the Mafia

[Astral Omega]

((Okay, we get it, stop posting the same thing everywhere. Geez, I'm so tempted to try and vote you off mafia just to make to stop posting about Saber It's very spammy.))

"Wow, I didn't know it could do that. I didn't know it was a magic cupboard."

Quote from a little boy at work when my boss opened the door of the coolroom behind the bar.
He was soooo cuuuute.. He was a blend of "cute" and "adorable" served on a bed of "d'aaaaaw" with a side order of "squee". Like a little puppy ya jsut wanna cuddle^^
Made me almost wish I had one of my own... Almost being the word haha

[Siranae]

Sister: Ugh, I suck at swimming. I'm gonna die at Shore Confrence.
Mom: Well, I'll be there. I'll identify the body.

[auragongal]

This is it, the final battle, the last chance I have to prove myself to the world that not all Bards are weak. The chance to finally-
Shut it You Spoony Bard!
~Something random that went through my head.

[Cheezdude]

Stephen Colbert: I heard that you don't eat beef? Why is that?
Paul McCartney: Well, I believe animals have a right to live.
Colbert: Do you think that if the animals could, they'd eat us?
McCartney: Well, if it was an emergency. The Dalai Lama would eat me if it was an emergency.
Colbert: Wait, you're accusing the Dalai Lama of cannibalism?
McCartney: N-
Colbert: *points* You are accusing the Dalai Lama of cannibalism!
McCartney: In an emergency.
Colbert: An emergency... *awkward pause* ...which part of you would he eat first?

Why I LOVE the Colbert report.

[Saber Knight]

Heh, yeah. My friend loves the Colbert Report.

“Come on. We’re gonna make me so cool, we’ll counteract global warming.” ~ Millie, Ozy and Millie

[auragongal]

COLBERT! BY THE PURE AWESOMENESS OF JOHN STEWART YOU ARE GOING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!

[Siranae]

Aura, the world has enough room for both the awesomness of Colbert and Stewart. In fact, by them both existing together, it mathematically makes them both even more awesome.

Mom: Do you think Stevie Wonder ever had a guide dog?
Sister: If I was blind, I wouldn't get a guide dog.
Mom: No?
Sister: No, I'd get a goldfish.