Say Something Random!

[Doodleshark]

"Dammit Boots, I'm a doctor, not a priest! Clear!" -NPC in World of Warcraft

[Saber Knight]

No sooner had she opened her mouth, however, than she was rendered mute. She stared. Found her voice. Screamed.

For his own part, the cause of her fall was very confused. He gazed blankly at the screaming woman, turned to see if some terrible monster had snuck up behind him, found none, examined the woman herself to see if she was being bitten by anything, found nothing, and resigned himself to waiting for her to cease her shrieks.

“You!”

This was a development, he thought, and must be acknowledged as such. “Me?”

“You!”

“Yes, I believe we have established that I am, in fact, me.”

After a moment’s pause, she repeated herself. “You!”

“While I was at first intrigued by the meaning behind this word, I have now begun to think that I will never learn it. Please elaborate.”

~ Eponine and Grantaire from Labor of Love, A Les Miserables fanfic I'm reading

[Josiah]

((There's people who write fanfics based on musicals? That's a little surprising...))

"He's no ordinary highschool student! He's an ordinary highschool student with really thick skin!" (random thug, Cromartie Highschool)

[Saber Knight]

((There's people who write fanfics based on musicals? That's a little surprising...))

Yeah, I had no idea as well, until I was poking around fanfiction.net.

The Les Miserables section is really under the books section, but some are musical based, others are more book-based.


"I'M A BEER BELLY!"
"You like beer? I like you."

~My sister, Tango, and her friend. Yeah, I have no idea.

[auragongal]

Are you kidding? Things always get worse!

Great, she's like the cheerleader of doom.
~Ultra Maniac

[Dice]

*Kid comes in with an F*
Father: Cheer up. The path of success is paved with failures.
Mother: So is the path of failure"

[Silver]

"But... you're a fairy." -King Arthur (Spamalot)
"No, that's Lancelot. ...Oh! You missed that scene!" -Lady of the Lake

[Saber Knight]

“Here take your hat.” - Dad
“O-okay. Should I take my coat?” - me
“No, just take this banana.”
“Huh?”
“The banana will protect you.”
~Me talking to my dad.

[auragongal]

Ninigi no Mikoto is now a lumberjack.
So He dresses in women's clothing?

Me and my older brother, I was playing TOS Dawn.

[Siranae]

I don't know how a banana would protect you, what if the person had taken the class to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana?

First, you get him to drop the banana. Then, you eat the banana, thus disarming him.

Whoever can guess where that is from gets a cookie.

What am I here for? Oh, the quote!

"Pain and Suffering Tournament VI
(Above title, in smaller print): Proceeds go to Kosher Meals on Wheels"
-A banner I saw at my last away swim meet.

[Cheezdude]

"Apparently, Panic Attack accurately describes a Panic Attack, which is only slightly creepy when you think about." -Me, commenting on Panic Attack in Rock Band 2.

[auragongal]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
-Monty Python, which is where Sira's thing with the banana came from.

[Astral Omega]

"The world was falling apart around his ears. Daniel knew it, but still he worked tirelessly through the night to complete his project. He slept little and ate less, but he knew he had to get this one thing done. If there was one thing he had to do before he died- before the world died- it was this. For the good of mankind."

--The first paragraph of the story I'm writing. idk. It seems like a teaser, but really the story's not even about him.

[Phonox]

"Five! The last digit to the code is five! I've done it. One, two, three, four, five!"
-Pox, DAH! Path of the Furon.

[Astral Omega]

King of Druidia: one.... two....three.... four....five
Dark Helmet: So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

-Spaceballs

(later in the movie)

President Skroob: 1 2 3 4 5? That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!