Epic Thingy Game.

[Blastotoise]

Gar-1

Come on other people, get on the board!

*Throws thingy into a pool of battery acid*

[Giga-Gar]

*drains pool of battery acid*
*covers Thingy in a basic substance so the Ph will nutralize and my hands won't burn off*
*takes Thingy and sends it to a hidden cave in Ularu*

[Josiah]

*Buys all of Ularu, thereby gaining ownership of the thingy without even knowing it.*

[Giga-Gar]

*reads a newspaper artical that reads that the navtive Aboriginals still own part of Ularu, which includes the cave with the Thingy*
*also points out that no one can own Ularu because its a world heratige site*

[Siranae]

*Excavates all the 'idden caves of Ularu'n finds the thingy, ships it off to the gaffa, feeds it to a crocodile.*

[PoikSpirit]

*smashes croc's head in*
*removes thingy*

[Siranae]

*Takes thingy from Poikspirit* Great, why'd you have to go kill him!? What's wrong with you!?
*Gives thingy to a mole, which digs underground and hides thingy in an elaborate tunnel maze*

[Dice]

*Richard (from LFG) vaporizes the mole and takes the Thingy*

...I'd rather not try to take that. :\

[PoikSpirit]

*Rips off Richard's arms with thingy and taunts him with them.*

[Siranae]

*Quietly sneaks behind Poikspirit, takes thingy, and suddenly vanishes*
*Reappears in Antarctica, gives thingy to a penguin. Penguin dives into the freezing water*

Pineapple

[Giga-Gar]

*bribes a seal to eat the penguin holding the thingy*
*sends thingy to a classified location*

[PoikSpirit]

*Personally declassifies location, by force*
*takes thingy and hides it somewhere*

[Josiah]

*Mysteriously obtains the thingy and puts it in a random box deep in a dark warehouse.*

[Giga-Gar]

*lights the warehouse up and calls The Box Ghost to give me the box that has the thingy in it*
*puts the thingy in a french horn, which by the way, has 30 feet of piping*

[Siranae]

*Cuts the piping with a very sharp saw, retrieves thingy.*
Now, what should I do with this thingy? Where should I hide it? Should I take it to the center of the earth and bury it in the magma? Should I give it to a giant squid, and let it dissapear into the depths of the ocean? Should I just leave it out in the open, just to throw them all off? I don't know if the thingy will be safe from them at any of these places. All I know is, no matter where I hide this thingy, they'll find it and take it from me. But I must win this game. I must! I know! I'll make a duplicate thingy! Now...wait. What's a thingy look like? You know what? Forget it. *Throws thingy down the sewer drain conviently next to me*