Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, you're in a maze of twisty little passages, all different. (Bonus points to anyone who actually gets that reference without looking it up.)

[Siranae]

Fortunately, theres a map on the ground in the corner...next to that skeleton.

[Astral Omega]

Unfortunately the map is written in an ancient Dialect you don't understand. And It's outdated. So its wrong...

[Josiah]

Fortunately, it's sitting right on top of a brand new GPS system.

[Astral Omega]

Unfortunately it doesn't have any batteries in it.

[Silver]

Fortunately, that's because it doesn't run on batteries.

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, it's solar powered. Which is a problem since you're in a cave and all.

[Doodleshark]

Fortunately, a friendly Nerubian (look it up) comes by and guides you out of the underground maze.

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, the exit he guides you to leads right into another maze.

[Astral Omega]

Fortunately you've been in this maze before!

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, this time around the cave is infested with kobolds.

[Siranae]

Fortunately, you just happened to have a can of Kobold Killing Spray!
Available wherever sad penguins are sold

[Siranae]

Gah! Sorry for the extra post! I accidentally hit quote when I wanted to edit something.

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, the kobold killing spray fails to work on the ghouls.

[Josiah]

Fortunately, they can't really do much of anything except moan threateningly at you.