Smart: "I can break eight boards in half at once, can you believe it?"
Trainer: "No I can't."
Smart: "How about seven?"
Trainer: "No."
Smart: "Would you believe, a loaf of bread?"
(Get Smart)
Say Something Random!
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Astral Omega
- Gym Leader
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- Location: Not insane, completely OUTSIDE of sane.
More random quotes from my zany family!
"I wasn't born yet; but Jesus was."- my sister.
(Talking about strange combinations of food that taste good)
Brother 1-"You know what I did that tastes really good?"
Sister- "Ate your toenails."
Broether 2-"I AM his toenails"
Brother 1- "I'll point you to kingdom come!"
(Talking about different beliefs held by groups of people)
Me- "IVF. It's unnatural; just like glasses"
Mum- "And Pacemakers"
Brother 1-"And the iguana."
(Brother 1 was being a noofus... again)
Mum-"You looked like a retard with a case of lockjaw... Now you look like you're giving birth."
(Me talking about why it;s good to write down cool quotes people say)
"I could have characters base off my family and have a hit sitcom."
"I wasn't born yet; but Jesus was."- my sister.
(Talking about strange combinations of food that taste good)
Brother 1-"You know what I did that tastes really good?"
Sister- "Ate your toenails."
Broether 2-"I AM his toenails"
Brother 1- "I'll point you to kingdom come!"
(Talking about different beliefs held by groups of people)
Me- "IVF. It's unnatural; just like glasses"
Mum- "And Pacemakers"
Brother 1-"And the iguana."
(Brother 1 was being a noofus... again)
Mum-"You looked like a retard with a case of lockjaw... Now you look like you're giving birth."
(Me talking about why it;s good to write down cool quotes people say)
"I could have characters base off my family and have a hit sitcom."
AWESOME!
Nicor (Igglywag) - Gender: Female; Type: Water; Abilities: Water Absorb, Cute Charm; Attacks: Bubble, Charm, Double Slap, Sing; Item: Star Dust Coin.
Aylee(Vulithe) - Gender: Female; Type: Fire; Abilities: Flash Fire, Intimidate; Attacks: Ember, Bite, Tail Whip. Bag: IC: 275
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away..." Yesterday, the song
Items - IP ball
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IC - 735
Sunny (Togonair): Female, Attacks - Wrap, Growl, Twister, Agility Abilities - Serene Grace, Shed Skin, Holding - Nothing, Wins - 5
Flara (Vulithe): Female, Attacks - Bite, Ember, Abilities - Flash Fire, Intimidate, Holding - Nothing, Wins - 0
Arlene (Oddchop): Female, Attacks - Absorb, Low Kick, Leer, Holding - Nothing, Wins - 1-
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“I know. He’s not as friendly as a dog, and I don’t know if he’s housebroken, but he can fight!” ~ Queen Nailah commenting on Volug from Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn
May the Triforce be with you.
"To love another person is to see the face of God." ~ Victor Hugo
"Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid." ~ William Ernest Henley
"To love another person is to see the face of God." ~ Victor Hugo
"Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid." ~ William Ernest Henley
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Astral Omega
- Gym Leader
- Posts: 3031
- Joined: Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:55 am
- Location: Not insane, completely OUTSIDE of sane.
Re: Say Something Random!
“I wanted to see the wildlife tour, but 5:00 am is way too early for me to wake up while I’m on vacation. Can you please schedule the wildlife to be available later in the afternoon, so that I can see them?”
“There are way too many trees and animals on the wildlife tour. Can you please put in some malls and tennis courts?”
“Why are there so many Alaskan natives in Alaska? Can you ask them to leave?”
“I was supposed to ride the train through Denali National Park, but there was a fire. Why did you schedule the fire while I was there?”
(some miscellaneous quotes from a Cruise Liner's customer feedback)
“There are way too many trees and animals on the wildlife tour. Can you please put in some malls and tennis courts?”
“Why are there so many Alaskan natives in Alaska? Can you ask them to leave?”
“I was supposed to ride the train through Denali National Park, but there was a fire. Why did you schedule the fire while I was there?”
(some miscellaneous quotes from a Cruise Liner's customer feedback)
AWESOME!
Nicor (Igglywag) - Gender: Female; Type: Water; Abilities: Water Absorb, Cute Charm; Attacks: Bubble, Charm, Double Slap, Sing; Item: Star Dust Coin.Aylee(Vulithe) - Gender: Female; Type: Fire; Abilities: Flash Fire, Intimidate; Attacks: Ember, Bite, Tail Whip. Bag: IC: 275
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Saber Knight
- Pokémon Legend
- Posts: 10526
- Joined: Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:33 pm
- Location: Trying not to be found
Re: Say Something Random!
We're stalling...we're stalling...
We are *clap* wasting time!
We are *clap* wasting time!
~ The stalling song.
We are *clap* wasting time!
We are *clap* wasting time!
~ The stalling song.
May the Triforce be with you.
"To love another person is to see the face of God." ~ Victor Hugo
"Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid." ~ William Ernest Henley
"To love another person is to see the face of God." ~ Victor Hugo
"Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid." ~ William Ernest Henley
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Astral Omega
- Gym Leader
- Posts: 3031
- Joined: Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:55 am
- Location: Not insane, completely OUTSIDE of sane.
Re: Say Something Random!
Doctor- I've been poisoned, sparkling cyanide... I need a shock"
Donna- *snogs the Doctor*
Astral- NO NOT YOU TOO! GAH!!! WHY!?! WHY!?!?!
Donna- *snogs the Doctor*
Astral- NO NOT YOU TOO! GAH!!! WHY!?! WHY!?!?!
AWESOME!
Nicor (Igglywag) - Gender: Female; Type: Water; Abilities: Water Absorb, Cute Charm; Attacks: Bubble, Charm, Double Slap, Sing; Item: Star Dust Coin.Aylee(Vulithe) - Gender: Female; Type: Fire; Abilities: Flash Fire, Intimidate; Attacks: Ember, Bite, Tail Whip. Bag: IC: 275
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Atma
- Pokémon Champion
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Re: Say Something Random!
Michael:"What if Ug catches us?"
Budnick:"You'll get thrown out of camp."
Michael:"What if the girls caught us?"
Budnick:"Then they'll beat you up."
Michael:"What if we refuse to go at all?"
Budnick:"Donkeylips sits on your face and farts."
Budnick:"You'll get thrown out of camp."
Michael:"What if the girls caught us?"
Budnick:"Then they'll beat you up."
Michael:"What if we refuse to go at all?"
Budnick:"Donkeylips sits on your face and farts."
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Saber Knight
- Pokémon Legend
- Posts: 10526
- Joined: Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:33 pm
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Re: Say Something Random!
“You! What in blazes did you do?! You scurvy traitor!” ~ Tormod
“What are you talking about?” ~ Sothe
“You grew! Too tall!” ~ Tormod
From Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn
“What are you talking about?” ~ Sothe
“You grew! Too tall!” ~ Tormod
From Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn
May the Triforce be with you.
"To love another person is to see the face of God." ~ Victor Hugo
"Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid." ~ William Ernest Henley
"To love another person is to see the face of God." ~ Victor Hugo
"Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid." ~ William Ernest Henley
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Astral Omega
- Gym Leader
- Posts: 3031
- Joined: Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:55 am
- Location: Not insane, completely OUTSIDE of sane.
Re: Say Something Random!
Dad: (complaining that the table at the restaraunt was decorated with birthday stuff) Did you tell them it was my birthday?
Mum: No, I told them we were celebrating was National Leprocy week...
Mum: No, I told them we were celebrating was National Leprocy week...
AWESOME!
Nicor (Igglywag) - Gender: Female; Type: Water; Abilities: Water Absorb, Cute Charm; Attacks: Bubble, Charm, Double Slap, Sing; Item: Star Dust Coin.Aylee(Vulithe) - Gender: Female; Type: Fire; Abilities: Flash Fire, Intimidate; Attacks: Ember, Bite, Tail Whip. Bag: IC: 275
Re: Say Something Random!
ooo... I like this smilieItems - IP ball
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IC - 735
Sunny (Togonair): Female, Attacks - Wrap, Growl, Twister, Agility Abilities - Serene Grace, Shed Skin, Holding - Nothing, Wins - 5Flara (Vulithe): Female, Attacks - Bite, Ember, Abilities - Flash Fire, Intimidate, Holding - Nothing, Wins - 0Arlene (Oddchop): Female, Attacks - Absorb, Low Kick, Leer, Holding - Nothing, Wins - 1-
Astral Omega
- Gym Leader
- Posts: 3031
- Joined: Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:55 am
- Location: Not insane, completely OUTSIDE of sane.
Re: Say Something Random!
IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR!!!
THE LION IS DRIVING THE CAR!!
HOW DOES A LION DRIVE A CAR!?! IT HAS NO HANDS!!!
AWESOME!
Nicor (Igglywag) - Gender: Female; Type: Water; Abilities: Water Absorb, Cute Charm; Attacks: Bubble, Charm, Double Slap, Sing; Item: Star Dust Coin.Aylee(Vulithe) - Gender: Female; Type: Fire; Abilities: Flash Fire, Intimidate; Attacks: Ember, Bite, Tail Whip. Bag: IC: 275
