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Reader, beware, obscure humor in the title!

Post by Zovesta »

You're supposed to make a new thread that introduces you, right? I've never been banned from a forum, but I'm still wary about doing so, so I want to make sure I do this right...

*Ahem* Well, HALLO THAR! I'm Zovesta, for you never know, those/that tricky word/words in bold in the top left corner of your post might be deceiving you! If any of you feel the need to adress me properly, Zovesta or "Stupid Kobold" will be fine. Yes, you read right, Stupid Kobold. Kobold's are these awesome critters in Neverwinter Nights (They are in other things, but I love Neverwinter Night's version the best, especially Deekin!) that are little lizardfolk, tiny, green, and scaly.

Anyway, I love to draw and write. I have a webcomic of my own, http://unieto.0nyx.com , which is an original fantasy about a Kumen, (made-up race) a Human, (Why, gee, I think this might actually exist!) and a Bird-Beast (Made up race by my sister, though she got the name from this old story.) They travel around the world, the Kumen and Bird-Beast keeping the criminal Human in check.

I write plently of stories, and am currently writing the more dramatic, serious and explanatory (maybe) version of Desert Dweller, another webcomic of mine which is set in the same setting as Unieto, the previously listed comic. I am also writing a fanfic for Donkey Kong Country, my favorite TV show. It's uber, it rocks, and it has more gay jokes than you can handle! Though some episodes may suck, it's definetly(Typo?) worth a go.

I love animals, and own about 30 dogs it seems like, and about 20 cats. I also have a Robo Hamster, Merlin (the Wizard) which is right behind me, on the floor. He's as big as a quarter, in case if you're curious.

http://www.gotpetsonline.com/pictures-g ... r-0001.jpg

There's a picture of one, in case if you wanted to know. As you can see by their white markings on their face (Their eyebrows, cheeks, and chin) my mother thought he looked like a typical wizard, so he has been Merlin the Wizard ever since.

I also have some fish, a Plecostomus, Spot, and four Goldfish, Madame, Mademoiselle, Monsieur, (I corrupted it though, so it sounds more like Mon and juer) and Folly.

Hm, I don't think I ever made a post this long... oh well, Toodles!

I'm out.
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Ohh, I'MA FIRST!

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Hey - I recently purchase two dwarf hamsters. Stitch is currently in his ball roaming around.

Hamsters FTW
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Post by Kaida »

Eeee New member! You must recive a Welcome Hug!

*Hug's New member*

Welcome, I'ma Kaida ^_^

And now for the Time Warp! *Dance's the Time Warp*
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That spikes you when you pick it up
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Post by Zovesta »

Are we... supposed to celebrate the Time Warp? XD

And yes, hamster's rock... well, actually, I don't really like them. The first one I had bit me, where I had to stay outside and spray where he bit me with the hose. This guy never bit me though, he's very sweet and soft. XD
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Y HELO THAR! :coke:
I'm Ajjyx, Coloradoan musician and Grammar Nazi extraordinaire! By the looks of things, I won't be bugging you much. Nice to see newbies that actually type whole words. I also know Latin. And HTML. Why do I even tell you all this? Simple: Because the cake is a lie. Keep this in mind as you explore the awesometacular randomnicity of...
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Post by shauni »

Zovesta wrote:Are we... supposed to celebrate the Time Warp? XD
It’s a bit of an odd time for the forum at the moment, as we have just lost months of history and members. Welcome to the forums, please be patient as we rebuild, please note post dates on any threads you are about to post in so you know how old the comments are. Thank you.

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Blastotoise wrote:Hi, My name's Marley. I'm generally known for being a n00b, and being the butt of most of the jokes/hate parallelograms, and you'll find out why in a sec. So, anyway, welcome to the forums! We're experiencing some difficulties right now, with time being all messed up and all, because obviously, Dialga hates us.


So, does you have Braw- *shot*

Too bad I posted it in the wrong thread...
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So eventually, I started to lose faith... I thought you had been killed in that terrible, terrible war. Or maybe that you had forgotten about me. It's been so long, you probably found another girl over there... I never stopped loving you, but I didn't think you cared about me anymore, so welcoming you back just would have been too painful for me... I'm sorry. I'm glad you've come back home *sniff*
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Post by Josiah »

Welcome to the forums! Shauni's right though, this is a kinda odd time. Do to some huge server errors, we lost about 3 /12 months of posts, user accounts, and the like so we're currently hard and work trying to summarize and catch up various threads. So keep that in mind as you look around.
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Post by Silver »

Stupid... Kobold? Dude. I think I'm seriously going to have to call you that from now on. And then when a new member joins and doesn't read your intro topic, they'll be all, "Hey! Don't call him stupid! Or a Kobold, whatever that is!" and then I'll be like, "No, no! He said it's all right!" and then... this hypothetic noob wouldn't believe me... and would quite possibly start to hate me... and lead a revolt against the oppressive tyranny of Silver the abusive mod... and kill us all...

Ok! New plan. I'm just gonna stick with Zovesta. So, Zovesta, welcome to the forums! You have good grammar, a genuine interest in Pebble Version, AND a Robo Hamster, so you should get along just fine here! Super Hot Dog Man, Poodle, and Lampshroom are still doing the Time Warp (even though Lampshroom doesn't have hands, hips, or knees...) but I'll see if I can get them to make an appearance...

Silver: Hey, you! New member! Get out here!
Super Hot Dog Man: It's just a jump to the left
Lampshroom: And then a step to the right
Super Hot Dog Man: With your hands on your hips
Lampshroom: You bring your knees in tight
Poodle: But it's the pelvic thrust--
Silver: He's got a Robo Hamster.
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Super Hot Dog Man: Domo Arigatou Mister Roboto...
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Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Post by Doodleshark »

Hello everymeow! I'm Doodleshark, although I may or may not also be a cat. I think? GAH!!! *Brain explodes.*


Ouch. Anyways, have fun, do stuff and... not... pigeons. 'Lo and such.
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Post by auragongal »

Hi, I'm auragongal. Emperess of the chipmunk vikings and creator of Black Mage Bunny, a webcomic I created. My older brother thinks Deekin is awesome too.
This is my RP Forum, Tales of Symphonia Adventures, or ToSA for short. Please take a look?

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Post by luquos »

Hi. I'm Luquos, call me anything you want.

Luq tends to be the preferred name.

Anyway! *hands a cupcake* I'm PV's resident cupcake farmer, so have one of my flock. They're tasty... and they number BILLIONS! MEHEHEHEHE!

Eep. Sorry, evil streak showing through.

Anyway, have a nice time, and be careful of that damn ti- *Sucked into a large vortex, screaming "DAMN YOU TIME WARP!"*
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Post by terra5 »

HI! I'm terra5, also known as the poster of random pictures. I won't post a picture for you, cause my internet's being stupid.
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Post by Zovesta »

Actually, I'm a 'she'. >.> But, yes, Stupid Kobold is a name I came up with when playing with two of my friends of World of Warcraft. Their names are Insane Kobold and Idiot Kobold. They picked them, and I wanted to be the insane one! I don't think you can pass insanity for stupidity!

Anyway, I'll be wary of the time warp (I've seen worse things on forums) and it was very nice of everyone to say hello. Man, you join Twokinds forums, post the intro thread, and you are lucky to get ONE PERSON saying 'yo', and there are, like, hundreds of people there!


Also, if anyone that is related to you likes Deekin, you are immediantly promoted to 'awesome', as your brother.
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