Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **Josiah** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:36 am

Unfortunately, now you can't have guests over for dinner.

Post by **Voltaggia** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:53 pm

Fortunately, the nerve gas will react with water and form a non-lethal alcoholic drink.

Post by **Kisori** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:29 pm

Unfortunately, it has a horrid aftertaste and you have no mints around

Post by **Soul_Man** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:16 pm

Fortunatley, you do have mint gum with no terrible side-effects.

Post by **Doodleshark** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:53 pm

Unfortunately, the mint gum is speaking to you in a Scottish accent.

Post by **Josiah** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:52 am

Fortunately, you sell the amazing talking gum on eBay for a small fortune.

Post by **Soul_Man** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:18 pm

Unfortunatley, you're paid in African currency.

Post by **Kisori** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:14 pm

Fortunately, you use that money to buy mints that have no side affect, no bad taste

Post by **Soul_Man** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:26 pm

Unfortunately, the mints only last 1 second each and have no lasting breath freshening abilities.

Post by **Josiah** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:34 pm

Fortunately, you got enough to last for the rest of your life.

Post by **Silver** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:11 pm

Unfortunately, you can't exactly carry on a conversation while shoving mints in your mouth every other second.

Post by **Kisori** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:32 pm

Fortunately, you trade in the 1 second mints for 1 minute mints and you still have enough for a lifetime

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 9:39 am

Unfortunately, your house is kinda cramped with a lifetime supply of mints lying around.

Post by **Soul_Man** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 11:13 am

Fortunatley, you use all those mints to open Mintworld, an amusement park based around mints and you become rich enough to buy more space and more mints.

Post by **Kisori** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 8:12 pm

Unfortunately, your mouth still tastes bad