For those of you who don't know, allow me to explain. Since the beginning of time, there has been an evil presence guiding humanity on it's pathway to oblivion and torment. An evil presence known simply as LAWSON. Lawson owns everything. He controls all of the major governments of the Earth and beyond. He is hardly ever seen in person. Choosing instead to hide his visage from the weak minded public so they may continue to work menial labor no questions asked. Only select few individuals know he truly exists. Those who are loyal carry out his every whim. Those who seek to defy him are dealt a swift blow from the shadows. He is everywhere watching, waiting, and scheming...
The rules to this game are simple. Simply post what evil people, places, events and so on you think are connected to Lawson in every way. Here's a few examples to get the ball rolling
-Lawson created the nazi army of Germany to get war profit.
-Michael Jackson was once a member on Lawson's council of evil
-Adult Swim's current lineup of unfunny shows are actually Lawson brainwashing programs to reduce the sense of humor in people who watch them, so they may become potential Lawson employees themselves.
And that's it. Post your thoughts on this diabolical man!
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The Lawson game
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Voltaggia
- Blaziken
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Illuminati are actually Lawson.
Believe in the ideal, not in the idol.
Better to spill half of the beer because of Parkinson than to forget to drink it because of Alzheimer
Allright, now it gets complicated with my siggy site...
My citizens are having problems with employment and Transport, so click the one who has the most % problems. If both are at 0, use This link
Unemployment:0% Transport:0%
Better to spill half of the beer because of Parkinson than to forget to drink it because of Alzheimer
Allright, now it gets complicated with my siggy site...
My citizens are having problems with employment and Transport, so click the one who has the most % problems. If both are at 0, use This link
Unemployment:0% Transport:0%
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PoikSpirit
- Gym Leader
- Posts: 4887
- Joined: Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:00 pm
- Location: Taking a vacation in the state of confusion.
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Lawson created pepsi, and the pepsi-cola wars.
Hmm... This signature just got really short...
Blastitar♂ (Water) Attacks: Bite, Water Gun, Crunch, Rock Slide (Wins 15, Losses 0) Torrent&Shed Skin
Sandiyama♂ (Ground, Fighting) Tackle, Vital Throw, Swift, Arm Thrust (Wins 8, Losses 0) Guts&Sand Veil
Swalectrode (Electric, Poison) Attacks: Yawn, Tackle, Sludge, Screech (Wins 5, Losses 0) Exp:30 Static&Liquid Ooze Status: Lost T.T
Blastitar♂ (Water) Attacks: Bite, Water Gun, Crunch, Rock Slide (Wins 15, Losses 0) Torrent&Shed Skin
Sandiyama♂ (Ground, Fighting) Tackle, Vital Throw, Swift, Arm Thrust (Wins 8, Losses 0) Guts&Sand Veil
Swalectrode (Electric, Poison) Attacks: Yawn, Tackle, Sludge, Screech (Wins 5, Losses 0) Exp:30 Static&Liquid Ooze Status: Lost T.T
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Silver
- Shiny Pidgeot King
- Posts: 18079
- Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:25 pm
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Darn. He took mine. Lesse... um... Lawson is responsible for celebrity gossip.Kisori wrote:Lawson made 4kids.
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Doodleshark
- Pokémon Master
- Posts: 5744
- Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 4:34 pm
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Blastotoise
- Pokémon Legend
- Posts: 10292
- Joined: Mon Jun 18, 2007 12:50 am
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LAWSON is the one who Lieks mudkipz
Weepitang - Gender: Male; Type: Grass, Steel; Abilities: Clear Body, Chlorophyll; Attacks: Take Down, Vine Whip, Psychic, Wrap. Level 17
............ - Gender: Male; Type: Fighting, Flying; Abilities: Guts, Inner Focus; Attacks: Leech Life, Leer, Low Kick, Revenge. Level 15
Sudonette - Gender: Male; Type: Rock, Ghost; Abilities: Insomnia, Rock Head; Attacks: Knock Off, Copycat,Rock throw, Curse. level 5
Metarion(SDC) - Gender: Male; Type: Grass, Metal; Abilities: Shield Dust, Sturdy; Attacks: Metal Claw, Tackle, Mud-Slap, Headbutt. Level 8
Shieldyu(SDC) - Gender: Male; Type: Water, Ground; Abilities: Sturdy, Natural Cure; Attacks: Tackle, Protect, Rapid Spin, take down. Level 5
Lola - Gender: Female; Type: Psychic, Flying; Abilities: Inner Focus, Synchronize; Attacks: Teleport, Leech Life, Leer
............ - Gender: Male; Type: Fighting, Flying; Abilities: Guts, Inner Focus; Attacks: Leech Life, Leer, Low Kick, Revenge. Level 15
Sudonette - Gender: Male; Type: Rock, Ghost; Abilities: Insomnia, Rock Head; Attacks: Knock Off, Copycat,Rock throw, Curse. level 5
Metarion(SDC) - Gender: Male; Type: Grass, Metal; Abilities: Shield Dust, Sturdy; Attacks: Metal Claw, Tackle, Mud-Slap, Headbutt. Level 8
Shieldyu(SDC) - Gender: Male; Type: Water, Ground; Abilities: Sturdy, Natural Cure; Attacks: Tackle, Protect, Rapid Spin, take down. Level 5
Lola - Gender: Female; Type: Psychic, Flying; Abilities: Inner Focus, Synchronize; Attacks: Teleport, Leech Life, Leer
Silver wrote:I love you The n00b. You don't have to be jealous of actual n00bs. There's only room in my heart for you. I'm just... disappointed that you left me for so long. It was lonely... you promised you'd write to me, but you never did... the months passed by, and I still thought of you every day, but you never called. I never got any letters from you.
So eventually, I started to lose faith... I thought you had been killed in that terrible, terrible war. Or maybe that you had forgotten about me. It's been so long, you probably found another girl over there... I never stopped loving you, but I didn't think you cared about me anymore, so welcoming you back just would have been too painful for me... I'm sorry. I'm glad you've come back home *sniff*
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Voltaggia
- Blaziken
- Posts: 293
- Joined: Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:50 am
- Location: Žužemberk, Slovenia
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Lawson has all 5 of Holy Grails.
Believe in the ideal, not in the idol.
Better to spill half of the beer because of Parkinson than to forget to drink it because of Alzheimer
Allright, now it gets complicated with my siggy site...
My citizens are having problems with employment and Transport, so click the one who has the most % problems. If both are at 0, use This link
Unemployment:0% Transport:0%
Better to spill half of the beer because of Parkinson than to forget to drink it because of Alzheimer
Allright, now it gets complicated with my siggy site...
My citizens are having problems with employment and Transport, so click the one who has the most % problems. If both are at 0, use This link
Unemployment:0% Transport:0%
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Doodleshark
- Pokémon Master
- Posts: 5744
- Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 4:34 pm
- Location: Ottawa, Soviet Canuckistan