Say Something Random!

Post by **Atma** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:16 pm

"I love war!" ~ Ali Al Serges (Gundam 00)

Post by **Doodleshark** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:14 pm

"Explain to me how a steam-powered turret tells the difference between friend and foe, I wasn't aware that boiled water could form alliegences!" -a games critic commenting on Bioshock.

Post by **Josiah** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 6:52 am

Abbott: "Have you ever ridden a jackass?"
Costello: "No."
Abbott: "Then you'd better hurry up and get onto yourself."

Post by **Atma** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:29 pm

Gordon Frohman:Check me out! I'm using the force to levitate this can!
Combine:Throw it in the trash can!
Frohman:THROW it in the trash can or PUT it in the trash can?
Combine:Um...
Frohman:Because if I THROW it, I might accidentally hit you, thus giving you an excuse to give me a beating with your electric Billy club there. That's why you said THROW right?
Combine:No
Frohman:Instead of PUT
Combine:No
Frohman:So you could give me a beating
Combine:Nuh-uh!
*Long silence*
Frohman:Oh what the hell? *Throws can at combine*
Combine:*Readies Billy club* A BEATING!

Post by **Kisori** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:30 pm

Why?! Why must the good lego be at the bottom of the tub!!! -Me trying to look for rare, awsome, and special parts in my lego tub.

Post by **Josiah** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:30 am

Ego Man: "Meet my new sidekick, Captain Too Fat to Be of Assistance Boy."
CTFtBoAB: "I didn't pick the name."
(Pearls Before Swine)

Post by **Josiah** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:52 pm

((Double posting, just cause I really wanted to post this quote.))

"If only these walls could talk... People would pay to see my amazing talking walls." (Homer, The Simpsons)

Post by **Kisori** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:04 pm

"when someone pulls the pin, Mr. Grenade is not your friend" A quote from Call of duty 4 when I died...

Post by **Atma** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:43 am

"Has he gotten to the rule about not kissing me yet? He only invented that one so he could keep me all to himself." ~Captain John Hart (Torchwood)

Post by **Doodleshark** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:51 pm

"...There's no reason for him to be in the town at all! There's no missing wife or daughter to keep him motivated; the only conceivable reason for not turning on his heels and fleeing with nary a backward glance or a stop at the gift shop is sheer determined mental retardation!" -Yahtzee on Silent Hill: Origin's protagonist,

Post by **Silver** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:07 pm

"That's right, just follow that one road the whole time! Oh, I hope they don't get lost. I'm so bad at giving directions..." -Glinda (Wicked)

Post by **Atma** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:13 am

"You don't wanna hurt yourself dancing. Make sure you stretch those pretty hamstrings!" ~Herbert the pervert (Family guy)

Post by **Josiah** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:18 am

"If you feed me enough Starbits I'll explod in a burst of Snacky Happiness and transform!" (a hungry Luma, Super Mario Galaxy)

Post by **Doodleshark** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:02 am

"releasing videos on YouTube is kind of like throwing messages and bottles out into a churning sea made entirely of messages and bottles; the chance of your message getting noticed and someone being sent out to rescue you is punishingly slim. But every once in a blue moon, someone who owns a big boat made of money finds your message and agrees to let you ride on his big boat made of money if you keep making messages for him, then the two of you go on adventures with a smart-mouthed talking dog and travel to the land of the gumdrop king, and I've sort of forgot where I was going with this." -Yahtzee

Post by **Voltaggia** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:47 pm

Strategy is half of the battle. Fireballs are the other half.

Acolyte Sosuke, Guild Wars Factions