Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **Voltaggia** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:43 am

Unfortunately,
she is revived as very
annoying zombie

Post by **Simsmagic** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:53 pm

Fortunately,
She is a friendly zombie.
Albeit annoying.

Post by **Voltaggia** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:35 pm

Unfortunately,
she is smashed by a falling
hippopotamus

Post by **Cheezdude** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:59 pm

Fortunatly,
The Hippopotamus is
an early Christmas present

Post by **Doodleshark** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:36 pm

Unfortunately, it poops on your coat.

Post by **Voltaggia** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:10 am

Fortunately, your
coat is worthless and useless
so you put it down

Post by **Josiah** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:03 pm

Unfortunately, without a coat you are cold and miserable.

Post by **Voltaggia** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:16 am

Fortunately, sun becomes a supernova and you feel hot again

Post by **Josiah** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:19 am

, that leaves you with a pretty serious problem to deal with.

Post by **Voltaggia** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:36 am

Fortunately, God creates a rollback forcing the sun back into normal state

Post by **Josiah** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:43 am

You are suddenly surrounded by a bunch of

.

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:16 pm

fortunately, an anvil comes out of the sky to kill the annoying drunk hippies.

Website · Post by **impostor404** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:22 pm

Unfortunately, it misses and hits you.

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:24 pm

fortunately, you are wearing a hard hat.

Post by **Kisori** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 1:22 am

Unfortunently, it was a paper hat.