Gar vs Impostor

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Gar vs Impostor

Post by Giga-Gar »

I rolled a 5. Now you roll
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Post by impostor404 »

I rolled a 2, so you first.
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You're the worst swordsman I have ever seen!
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Post by impostor404 »

Then I guess you haven't looked in the mirror lately, have you?
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Post by Josiah »

Yeah, that works.

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Your sword looks like it's made of plastic!
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At least I have a sword, unlike you!
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Post by Josiah »

I fear that thou retort hath fallen short Signour Gar. Whilst I wouldst have accepted a phrasing such as "At least it`s better than that paper one you have.", since thou and Signour imposter dost be involved in glorious battle of blades, I canst not believe that he doth be unarmed.

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Post by impostor404 »

My Grandmother fights harder than you!


(good thing we aren't counting days here)
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((I'm being nice cause a lot of people are busy or on vacation cause of the holidays.))
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At least I fight better then you do!
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Post by Josiah »

Not great (a bit too generic) but it works.

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Do you even know how to use a sword? You almost cut off one of your limbs!
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Post by impostor404 »

Yes, but that's not my hand on the floor over there.
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Post by Josiah »

Not bad. Point to impostor!

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