Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **Josiah** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 6:03 am

Unfortunately, it's kinda cramped.

Post by **Silver** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:12 pm

Fortunately, this topic is alive again and you can find a better place to live.

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:24 pm

unfortunately, you don't have any money

Post by **Josiah** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:09 am

Fortunately, some obscure relative dies and leaves you his mansion.

Post by **Simsmagic** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:52 am

Unfortunately he also leaves you his gigantic mortgage debt.

Post by **Silver** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:37 pm

Fortunately, you're allowed to pay it off in easy installments of $19.99.

Post by **Doodleshark** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:55 pm

Unfortunately, there are over two millions payments that need to be made.

Post by **Josiah** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:32 am

Fortunately, you only have to make at least one payment a month to keep the mansion so you can just kick back and let whoever inherits the mansion from you worry about most of the payments.

Post by **Simsmagic** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 7:54 am

Unfortunately, you have no heirs.

Post by **Josiah** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:21 am

Fortunately, by the time that matters you'll be dead so it's no big deal.

Post by **Doodleshark** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:03 pm

Unfortunately, a bunch of mafia types show up carrying a violin case and demanding the house and an unidentified but very large amount of cash.

Post by **Josiah** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:58 am

Fortunately, your pals Bob the escaped con and the White Mage's son just happen to be visiting and they beat the guys up.

Post by **Silver** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:06 pm

Unfortunately, the mafia types survive and press charges for assaulting them.

Post by **Doodleshark** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:09 pm

Fortunately, Pheonix Wright is your lawyer.

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:59 am

Unfortunately, it's not really him but Furio Tigre in disguise.