Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[Winters Rage]

Fortunately you are already a slave of the White/Black/Gray mage and therefore you cannot give half you life; No that that effects me or anything. >>

[Atma]

Unfortunately, Lawson lets your cat die anyway. Ironically it DOES effect NG because he was your cat the entire time.

[Winters Rage]

Fortunately I don't care anymore and give you a new, un-killable cat.

[Siranae]

Fortunately, there was a nuclear holocaust (much like the one that is coming to kill us) that occured which completely failed and only hit your house, giving your new cat superpowers, which he uses to escape the house and douse the fire burning you.

[Winters Rage]

Unfortunately, the fire is water and douse proof!!! The end is nigh!!! Oh woe is me!!!!

[Phonox]

Fortunately, because fortunately was followed by fortunately, the fabric of reality was ripped erased everything after the 1st fortunately.

[Winters Rage]

Unfortunately, the world ends in the process.

[Phonox]

Fortunately, the world was not your world, but one inhabited by puppy stomping turkeys.

[Winters Rage]

Unfortunately that makes no sense so we return you to floating in space, at least you can breathe.

[Phonox]

Fortunately, nothing in this topic is supposed to make sense, and negating something by saying it makes no sense makes too much sense, therefore it makes no sense.

[Siranae]

(Oops, I made my previous post pertaining to the last post on the previous page. I didn't see this page. My bad. I'll change it a little to make more sense)

Unfortunately, you cannot control your movement while you are in space.

[Winters Rage]

Fortunately we give you a jet-pack with endless fuel. :P

[Metalheadz]

Unfortunately, the engine dies and you can't do anything about it

[Siranae]

Fortunately, a passing spaceship picks you up.

[AuraKnight67]

Unfortunately, it's full of Wobbas.