Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **Silver** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:22 pm

Unfortunately, said organ wants to kill you for replacing it.

Post by **Doodleshark** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:23 pm

Fortunately, you hire bodyguards to protect yourself.

Post by **Silver** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:26 pm

Unfortunately, Vital Organ pays them off and they're now also plotting to kill you.

Post by **Cheezdude** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:03 pm

Fortunately, they get fired.

Post by **Doodleshark** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:05 pm

Unfortunately, Vital Organ is just across the street, AND HE'S GOT A CATFISH!!!

Post by **Cheezdude** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:07 pm

Fortunately, you boil the catfish and eat the yummy food.

Post by **Doodleshark** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:08 pm

Unfortunately, Vital Organ knocks you out and kidnaps you while you are eating.

Post by **Cheezdude** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:09 pm

Unfortunately, you get kiddnapped with a wonderful taste in your mouth.

Post by **Doodleshark** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:11 pm

Unfortunately, you wake up tied to a chair and Vital Organ starts torturing you by forcing you to listen to Fat Boy Slim.

Post by **Cheezdude** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:16 pm

Fortunately, you quite enjoy there music.

Post by **Doodleshark** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:19 pm

Unfortunately, Vital Organ and his henchmen start beating you with a can filled with marbles.

Post by **Cheezdude** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:21 pm

Fortunately, marbles are FUN!

Post by **Doodleshark** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:11 pm

Unfortunately, that doesn't keep them from causing extensive bruising.

Post by **Cheezdude** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:02 pm

Fortunately, the bruises go away with magic healing powers.

Post by **Doodleshark** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:05 pm

Unfortunately, you are still being held hostage.