The Matrix Kirby Dictionary
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Prancing Mad
- Gym Leader
- Posts: 3019
- Joined: Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:24 pm
- Location: Well, At the Computer most Likely.
*rows up in a canoe* Sorry... I've just been so busy with Final Fantasy, Timesplitters, and World of wa-... uh... i mean... School work.
Computer (Com Pew Ter) - n. 1. An incredible past time created to allow the masses to entertain. 2. A Device that warps the minds of innocent children, transforming even the Jockiest of Jocks eventually become nerds. 3. Something that can give someone full right to call someone else a "Computer Nerd"
Cats (Ca tsssssss) - n. 1. A torture device put here secretly by a race of man created to claw drapes and furniture and bite everyone. 2. A fluffy thing you can pet when you feel bad. 3. Something Chubby and Gray. 4. A member in the forums.
Weather (Weath Er) - n. 1. A series of unfortunate times that bring chatoic stuff through and yeah, im confusing myself now. 2. Thunder Storms, Hail, stuff like that. 3. Something that can turn a computer off by causing power surges. 4. Blah. 5. Oh, and Rain.
Sleep (Slee p) - n. 1. The thing to do at night time. 2. Dunno... it could also be some "Gangster" way of saying "Lets do Drugs". 3. Or, it could be a dirty word that i won't say.
Water Bottle (Wa ter Bot tle) n. 1. Something Queen Opal told me to post about in the MKD. 2. A Bottle filled with Water. 3. Pretty much self explanatory. 4. OR... it could be a bottle filled with parasitic nanites bent on destruciton of the world race, starting with the people that drink it, as the nanites will one day rise to kill us all! ANd when the judgement day comes, you will all wish that you drank Pepsi! The one antidote that can destroy the nanites.
And a Bonus...
Magical Trevor (Magical Trevor) n. 1. Everyone loves Magical Trevor! 2. A Magician bent on disappearing the world's cows, bringing them back, and sawing pigeons in half with sticks. 3. Has a series (2) of movies that entertain the masses. 4. Everyone still loves Magical Trevor!. 5. And if you don't, you make pigeons cry.
Computer (Com Pew Ter) - n. 1. An incredible past time created to allow the masses to entertain. 2. A Device that warps the minds of innocent children, transforming even the Jockiest of Jocks eventually become nerds. 3. Something that can give someone full right to call someone else a "Computer Nerd"
Cats (Ca tsssssss) - n. 1. A torture device put here secretly by a race of man created to claw drapes and furniture and bite everyone. 2. A fluffy thing you can pet when you feel bad. 3. Something Chubby and Gray. 4. A member in the forums.
Weather (Weath Er) - n. 1. A series of unfortunate times that bring chatoic stuff through and yeah, im confusing myself now. 2. Thunder Storms, Hail, stuff like that. 3. Something that can turn a computer off by causing power surges. 4. Blah. 5. Oh, and Rain.
Sleep (Slee p) - n. 1. The thing to do at night time. 2. Dunno... it could also be some "Gangster" way of saying "Lets do Drugs". 3. Or, it could be a dirty word that i won't say.
Water Bottle (Wa ter Bot tle) n. 1. Something Queen Opal told me to post about in the MKD. 2. A Bottle filled with Water. 3. Pretty much self explanatory. 4. OR... it could be a bottle filled with parasitic nanites bent on destruciton of the world race, starting with the people that drink it, as the nanites will one day rise to kill us all! ANd when the judgement day comes, you will all wish that you drank Pepsi! The one antidote that can destroy the nanites.
And a Bonus...
Magical Trevor (Magical Trevor) n. 1. Everyone loves Magical Trevor! 2. A Magician bent on disappearing the world's cows, bringing them back, and sawing pigeons in half with sticks. 3. Has a series (2) of movies that entertain the masses. 4. Everyone still loves Magical Trevor!. 5. And if you don't, you make pigeons cry.
Look at this signature. Isn't it the funniest and most hilarious signature you've ever seen?
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Prancing Mad
- Gym Leader
- Posts: 3019
- Joined: Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:24 pm
- Location: Well, At the Computer most Likely.
Middle (Mid dle) n. 1. Center. 2. Median 3. The exact point inbetween two different points. 4. Malcolm. 5. I can't really think of anything funny for Middle... 6. IM SO SORRY *cries*
... the MKD is crying on me...
... the MKD is crying on me...
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Silver
- Shiny Pidgeot King
- Posts: 18079
- Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:25 pm
- Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Oh! Oh! Do Sloganizer. Heh heh...
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Prancing Mad
- Gym Leader
- Posts: 3019
- Joined: Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:24 pm
- Location: Well, At the Computer most Likely.
Sloganizer (Slo Gan Eye Zer) n. 1. A nifty little website thingy. 2. A fad starting in the Forums. 3. A fad started by Silver, enhanced by Shans, and used by 75% of the people. 4. A creation of the Nanite army. (See Bottled Water)
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Prancing Mad
- Gym Leader
- Posts: 3019
- Joined: Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:24 pm
- Location: Well, At the Computer most Likely.
Last one i'll do for today, i'll continue tommorow.
Pokemorph (Pok ey Morph) n. 1. A pokemon Mutation! 2. Human fused with a pokemon. 3. Something i wished to be with mewtwo. *Whistles* 4. Something Queen Opal probably wants to do with Celebilifly. 5. Silver with Pidgeot.
Pokemorph (Pok ey Morph) n. 1. A pokemon Mutation! 2. Human fused with a pokemon. 3. Something i wished to be with mewtwo. *Whistles* 4. Something Queen Opal probably wants to do with Celebilifly. 5. Silver with Pidgeot.
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Pokemon Master
- Gym Leader
- Posts: 2711
- Joined: Tue Nov 16, 2004 11:06 pm
- Location: I'm sorry, I've seem to have forgotten
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BionicleMandi121
- Random Trainer
- Posts: 2227
- Joined: Fri Dec 31, 2004 8:30 pm
- Location: Depends. :K
You also forgot Louanne under the Pokemorph thing. XD Then again, I never roleplayed with you in Pokemon, did I? oO Ah well...
Try doing "Giovanni" and make it look bad. ^^
Try doing "Giovanni" and make it look bad. ^^
Should I...oh whatever. /o/
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Prancing Mad
- Gym Leader
- Posts: 3019
- Joined: Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:24 pm
- Location: Well, At the Computer most Likely.
Ghost (Go - host) n. 1. A Haunting Spirit. 2. Spirit that has not be laid to rest. 3. A Spirit that wants revenge on someone, so they stalk the innocent Night upon Night upon Night, even though the Innocent person didn't do it, so they Innocent has to suffer the Ghost of what some idiot did, so the Innocent always has to set the Ghost free. 4. Blah.
Giovanni (Ge Oh Van Knee) Proper N. 1. Leader of Team Rocket. 2. Thinks he's all big and bad... 3. I could take him. 4. Really. 5. Just give me a Pokemon, 3 days, and I could take him.
Giovanni (Ge Oh Van Knee) Proper N. 1. Leader of Team Rocket. 2. Thinks he's all big and bad... 3. I could take him. 4. Really. 5. Just give me a Pokemon, 3 days, and I could take him.
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Pokemon Master
- Gym Leader
- Posts: 2711
- Joined: Tue Nov 16, 2004 11:06 pm
- Location: I'm sorry, I've seem to have forgotten
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Prancing Mad
- Gym Leader
- Posts: 3019
- Joined: Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:24 pm
- Location: Well, At the Computer most Likely.
Yeesh... Uh... Nice choice of words?
Decapitate (De Cap Eh Tate) n. 1. Cut off Head. 2. Slice off Head. 3. Make Headless. 4. Limit One's ability to Think, Hear, Talk, and See drastically.
Impalement (Em Pale Ment) n. 1. Jab something through. 2. Go straight through. 3. Not Decapitation. 4. Very Big Ouchy.
Anakin (Anakin) Proper N. 1. A Force User. 2. Darth Vader. 3. He uses a lightsaber. 4. And lifts things. 5. I wish i could lift things without touching them...
Darth Vader (Darth Vader) Proper N. 1. A Force User. 2. Anakin Skywalker. 3. He uses a lightsaber. 4. And lifts things. 5. I wish I could lift things without touching them... 6. Woah... Deja Vu?
Decapitate (De Cap Eh Tate) n. 1. Cut off Head. 2. Slice off Head. 3. Make Headless. 4. Limit One's ability to Think, Hear, Talk, and See drastically.
Impalement (Em Pale Ment) n. 1. Jab something through. 2. Go straight through. 3. Not Decapitation. 4. Very Big Ouchy.
Anakin (Anakin) Proper N. 1. A Force User. 2. Darth Vader. 3. He uses a lightsaber. 4. And lifts things. 5. I wish i could lift things without touching them...
Darth Vader (Darth Vader) Proper N. 1. A Force User. 2. Anakin Skywalker. 3. He uses a lightsaber. 4. And lifts things. 5. I wish I could lift things without touching them... 6. Woah... Deja Vu?
Look at this signature. Isn't it the funniest and most hilarious signature you've ever seen?
I am the artist formerly known as Matrix Kirby.
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BionicleMandi121
- Random Trainer
- Posts: 2227
- Joined: Fri Dec 31, 2004 8:30 pm
- Location: Depends. :K
*falls over laughing* This is hilarious. I liked the entry on Giovanni.
Based on what you know so far, do one on Louanne. ^^
Based on what you know so far, do one on Louanne. ^^
Should I...oh whatever. /o/
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And another one because they decreased the number of allotted pages on free sites