Martial Arts Insanity

Post by **Silver** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 9:35 pm

Mori was pretty much completely lost from the beginning. She was innocently trying to fly away from the house of chicken slaughter when she was tangled up in spontaeously generating string, defended by a lobster man, and then spun around to the point of sickness by Sanji wanna-be. "Maybe I've been lost from the beginning, but I think I was just tangled up by spontaneously generating string, defended by a lobster man, and then spun around to the point of sickness by a Sanji wanna-be. Is the city always like this, or did I just come on a bad day?"

Post by **Josiah** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 10:13 pm

"Actually I haven't been here all that long myself but this seems pretty average." Thad replied.

Post by **Doodleshark** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 8:40 am

"Are you kidding? I've lived here all my life, stuff like this happens all the time. Even twice an hour if you're lucky! I love the city!" Pinchy gave Mori a look that seemed to say Believe me kid, life in the city ain't all it's cracked up to be.

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 7:38 pm

"Hey! Sambran!" Joe began, while they did their secret handshake, "Whacha doing here? I thought you couldn't come within 10 miles of KFC because of the restraining order."

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 7:52 pm

"Oh that?" he said, getting away from the chicken lady, "It turns out that since I was fired from it's rival resturaunt, the restraning order is null and void."
"Cool. Hey, why arn't you hitting on that cute chick over there? You would be all over her by now." he said, pointing to an annoyed Twisty.
"True, true, but she's so cute that she makes me sick. Besides, I love the crazy ladies."
"I don't know wheather I should take that as a complament or an insult." said a confused Twisty.

Post by **Josiah** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:32 am

"I should get out of here before more weird people show up." Twisty muttered. "I'm going to go pick up my reward for taking care of that theif." she looked around only to find that said theif had somehow managed to regain consciousness and disapear. "Ah crap... Guess I need to go find him again..."

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:13 pm

Sambran decided to break the silence that seemed to last for weeks. "Does anyone know why we are standing here?"

Post by **Josiah** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:09 am

"Because I glued your feet to the ground!!!" a slimely looking individual shouted from behind them. "Now that my Super First of Glue has you stuck in place, my partners and I can get revenge for what you did to our friend!" he pointed to the thief Twisty had beaten up earlier, who wasn't looking all that much better than he had then.

"Ah crap, there's more of them."

A group of goons appeared behind the glue guy.

"Me first!" one of them rushed out in front of the others. "It's time you you to taste the cold fury of Jimmy Joe, master of the Super Fist of Ice Cream!"

Twisty groaned as Jimmy Joe charged towards them. "I really need to get a new job."

((And let's fight! Feel free to make up names and Super Fists for more of the thieves if you want to.))

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:06 am

"All right, time to prove my worthyness. Super Fist of Ear Bleeding Singing!" Sambran started singing the words to the song 'hello goodbye' and everyone put there hands to his or her head, with blood leaking from their ears.

"Super Fist of Ridiculisly Large Pink Earmuffs!" on thug said, and gave Sambran a wedgie to wedgie all wedgies, with a soprano scream to complament it.

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:28 am

"Super Fist of the Chicken Bone Stuck in your Throat."
Joe threw a chicken bone which shot straight into one of the thug's open mouth, stopping him mid-sentence.
"These are my only pair of work shoes, jerk!"
"Super Fist of the Dissatisfied Customer!" shouted Homer Custard, throwing a bucket full of chicken at Joe, knocking him over. "I wanted only dark meat!"

Post by **Josiah** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:57 am

"Super Fist of Ice Cream special move, Ice Cream Down Your Shirt!" Jimmey Joe shoved a galleon of ice cream down the back of Twisty's shirt.

"Oh, you are so dead." she grabbed her mallet. "Fist of the Really Really Really Big Hammer special technique, Dual Hammer Squasher!" a second mallet appeared in her other hand and she slammed them into opposite sides of Jimmey Joe's head, sending him reeling.

Meanwhile, Thad was digging in his pockets, and trying to regain his hearing. "Super Fist of Whatever I Have in My Pockets at the Time, glue remover!" he pulled out a bottle of glue remover and held it up triumphantly.

Unfortunately the bottle was snatched out of his hand a moment later. "Nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya!" a woman with a shirt reading Ima Noying held the bottle just out of Thad's reach. "Behold the Super Fist of Taunting People With Their Own Stuff!"

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:09 pm

then Sambran thought of something spectacular. He took his shoes off and stepped on the dry, unsticky ground. every one else took his lead and stepped out of his or her shoes. "ok, now the fun really starts. Super Fist of Ear Bleeding Singing special technique, Hip Hop!" Sambran then started 'singing' so bad that not even the guy with the big pink earmuffs could withstand it. unfortunately, neither could everybody else. "Super Fist of Really Really Big Hammer special technique, Wooden Mallet!" Twisty hit Sambran upside the head, twice, before hitting Jimmey Joe agian.

Post by **Josiah** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:00 am

((Yeah, that's pretty much what Twisty would do.))

"Gonna go without shoes are you?" one last bad guy asked. "Well in that case, it's time for the Super Fist of Thumbtacks, thumbtacks everywhere!!!" he proceded to throw thumb tacks all over the ground.

While Twisty was still beating the crap out of Jimmey Joe for the whole ice cream down the shirt thing, Thad was still trying to get to the glue remover, a task that was a lot harder now that the ground was covered with thumb tacks. "Super Fist of Whatever I Have in My Pockets at the Time, boomerang!" he grabbed a boomerang and threw it at Ima. She ducked and it went flying off into the distance. "Crap, I always did suck with those."

Post by **Doodleshark** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:47 pm

"Hmm... Why do people bother buying fast cars if there are speed limits? Eh?" Sebastian suddenly realized that everyone had been fighting while he had been thinking about life's greates mysteries. "Golly, guess I'd better help. Super Fist of Lobster-on-Yo-Face! Sebastian threw Pinchy on the face of the guy who had thrown all the thumbtacks. Pinchy then pinched the guy's nose with its aluminum grip.
...
What? If people can have iron grips, then lobsters can have aluminum grips, right?
"OH GOD, NOT THE FACE!!!"

Post by **Silver** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:00 pm

"WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?!" Mori demanded. Once again, she was waving her arms around wildly in an attempt to fly, thinking that would be an easy way to escape the glue and the thumbtacks... but it wasn't quite working, obviously. "Fine! I'll do this the old-fashioned way!" with that, she jumped out of her shoes, over the thumbtacks, and right to the guy responsible for the glue-y mess. "Super Fist of the Chicken, Pecking Your Head!"

"Ow! You're pecking my head!"

"And now, Super Fist of the Chicken, Rotten Egg Attack!" She pulled an egg from seemingly nowhere - she certainly didn't have visible pockets - and smashed it into Glue Man's face.